they cut my beard and forced me to eat it

fight over lawn mower

man eats beard

gets interviewed by news, wears a classy hat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um5QsTzjToY

Reporter sets record for ugliest shirt ever worn on television.

I <3 "...before I knowed it..."

He needs that beard to draw attention a mouth too small for his head

At least they didn't make him eat his own pubes. Or their pubes.

Otto_Maddox wrote: At least they didn't make him eat his own pubes. Or their pubes.

I'm sure he doesn't even know he HAS pubes.

Didn't he play one of the bad guys in Roadhouse?

stuart in mn wrote: Didn't he play one of the bad guys in Roadhouse?

i think he was in Tin Cup, too

"Right boot..."

"...got it!"