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SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
9/6/13 9:59 p.m.

Seriously? How could you make it better?? It was so horrible, it was awesome.

And shame on them for no Ford Tauruses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmtQXUXez8

Spinout007
Spinout007 UltraDork
9/6/13 10:06 p.m.

No Fords, the voice is wrong. First rated R flick I got to go see in movie theaters. Looking forward to it.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance UltraDork
9/6/13 10:07 p.m.

I will watch it. Is it supposed to be in Detroit still?

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 Dork
9/6/13 10:08 p.m.

I thought everyone knew and just didn't want to talk about it...

Oh and in case you missed it Michael Bay is making a new TMNT live action movie.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
9/6/13 10:10 p.m.
moparman76_69 wrote: I thought everyone knew and just didn't want to talk about it... Oh and in case you missed it Michael Bay is making a new TMNT live action movie.

NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Rob_Mopar
Rob_Mopar SuperDork
9/6/13 10:24 p.m.

In the remake Mr. Mom designs Robocop?

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
9/6/13 10:36 p.m.

STEP AWAY FROM THE RE-MAKE!

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY.

FranktheTank
FranktheTank Reader
9/6/13 10:51 p.m.

I just watched the Judge Dredd remake, it was awesome!

I'd like to see demolition man made better, then over the top. Just not with Sylvester Stallone while he's buying steroids in the 55 gallon drum.

JoeyM
JoeyM Mod Squad
9/6/13 11:26 p.m.
Appleseed wrote: STEP AWAY FROM THE RE-MAKE! YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY.

+100

The best comment I've seen:
http://io9.com/first-trailer-robocop-trailer-shows-off-robocops-brand-1260308550

Ugh. Misses the point in so many ways. Blown up by a car??? Not brutally shot to death by the bad guys? Is this whole movie going to be that "safe"? Not to mention his horrible wounds are OK to put in a trailer for the masses and not gory enough to have to hide away. Are they seriously giving him a helmet that does that that whooosh thing. In the original, the helmet did not keep popping on and off. It stayed on permanently until the start of act 3, when Murphy was 1) reasserting his humanity and thus should have a human face showing again, and 2) was beat up and vulnerable. Symbolic on so many levels and apparently all too subtle for these modern filmmakers. This is why we can't have nice things, because morons just care about how it works on the action figure. Yesterday 4:48pm
Will
Will Dork
9/6/13 11:32 p.m.

I'd buy that for a dollar. Maybe.

FranktheTank
FranktheTank Reader
9/6/13 11:51 p.m.

All the teens on YouTube comments think this is an iron man wannabe movie!!! Poor misguided youth.

novaderrik
novaderrik PowerDork
9/7/13 12:10 a.m.

is Red Foreman in this one? if not, i'm not interested..

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro UltraDork
9/7/13 12:50 a.m.

Grizz
Grizz SuperDork
9/7/13 5:10 a.m.
SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: Seriously? How could you make it better?? It was so horrible, it was awesome. And shame on them for no Ford Tauruses. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmtQXUXez8

It wasn't even horrible. The third one yes, but the first two were actually pretty good.

And I'm not 100% sure, but I think the car that blows him up is a new Taurus.

It's PG13, so I'm assuming it's going to be garbage anyway.

Jaxmadine
Jaxmadine HalfDork
9/7/13 7:15 a.m.

And then then the one glove hand. I dont get it. And they redesigned the suit for some stupid reason. Doesnt make him look like a robot so much. And his wife is in on it. Another dumb point.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH UltimaDork
9/7/13 8:00 a.m.

Don't like the look of it...the very first scene with delta-winged jet-powered drones flying super-slowly already set a bad tone. His new visor looks like Snake Eyes from the G.I. Joe movie.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
9/7/13 8:00 a.m.

Another movie I won't waste 90 to 120 minutes on

Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition HalfDork
9/7/13 8:26 a.m.
Anti-stance wrote: I will watch it. Is it supposed to be in Detroit still?

Interesting factoid-- the background pics in the skyscraper scene in the original were of downtown Dallas.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
9/7/13 12:24 p.m.
Trans_Maro wrote:

I work for Dick Jones! DICK JONES!!!!!!!

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
9/8/13 9:59 a.m.

PG-13? Seriously?

Conquest351
Conquest351 UltraDork
9/8/13 10:02 a.m.

You guys missed that Michael Bay is making TMNT as aliens and not mutant turtles. F-ing idiot....

Jerry
Jerry Dork
9/8/13 10:07 a.m.

I saw a trailer for this Friday.

novaderrik
novaderrik PowerDork
9/8/13 3:29 p.m.
Conquest351 wrote: You guys missed that Michael Bay is making TMNT as aliens and not mutant turtles. F-ing idiot....

Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles

TANT just doesn't roll off the tongue, and it has an obvious joke built right into it..

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
9/8/13 6:44 p.m.

Michael Bay should be lobotomized.

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
9/8/13 6:48 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: Michael Bay should be lobotomized.

That person already exists. Have you heard of Uwe Boll?

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