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z31maniac
z31maniac MegaDork
4/24/18 1:31 p.m.
Mike said:

You install hundreds of security patches a year to make your computer secure, and you have no idea what they do. You probably don't have source. If you do, the build is probably not reproducible. You probably can't interpret source code. If you could, you probably still can't understand the patch code within the context of the rest of the code base. 

You don't own your computer, and probably never did. 

pheller
pheller PowerDork
4/24/18 1:44 p.m.
Datsun310Guy said:

My wife had a discussion with the 15 year old daughter.  She was surprised that sex might be happening at our age.  

Another thing that most young people forget is that they were created through a rather crude kinda "dirty" act.

When I look at my daughter I sometimes forget that she was created by me just...you know. 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/24/18 2:03 p.m.

Katy Perry is a hack.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/24/18 2:04 p.m.

Things that used to be better aren't. 

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
4/24/18 2:04 p.m.
Driven5 said:

Nose picking and shower peeing...Everybody has done it before, and will do it again.

If we didn't pick our noses from time to time, we would asphyxiate on our own hardened boogers.

wearymicrobe
wearymicrobe UberDork
4/24/18 2:06 p.m.

Everything has a price, but nobody wants to actually pay it.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/24/18 2:08 p.m.

The DC-3 is the greatest airplane of all time.

kazoospec
kazoospec SuperDork
4/24/18 2:14 p.m.

Napoleon Dynamite isn't funny until the second time you watch it.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
4/24/18 2:14 p.m.
Appleseed said:

Katy Perry is a hack.

Most manufactured pop stars - of any flavor - are hacks.

BoostedBrandon
BoostedBrandon SuperDork
4/24/18 2:18 p.m.

There is still lots of very good, very new music to be heard.

You just won't hear it on your radio.

rustybugkiller
rustybugkiller Reader
4/24/18 2:19 p.m.

Complain to much! Example: when it’s too hot in the summer or too cold in the winter. 

dculberson
dculberson UltimaDork
4/24/18 2:21 p.m.
kazoospec said:

Along those lines, convertibles are fun about 10 days out of the year. 

WRONG! I enjoy the hell out of a convertible way more than that 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/24/18 2:28 p.m.

The Departed is not the film Marty Scorsese should have won an Academy Award for.

RossD
RossD MegaDork
4/24/18 2:36 p.m.
Duke said:

In reply to RossD :

And it has a truly, deeply stupid ending to boot.

For terrible endings, Also see: Easy Rider

NickD
NickD UltraDork
4/24/18 2:38 p.m.
dculberson said:
kazoospec said:

Along those lines, convertibles are fun about 10 days out of the year. 

WRONG! I enjoy the hell out of a convertible way more than that 

I live here in NY, don't drive my car 4 months out of the year, and still enjoy the top down more than 10 days a year. Hell, it's probably more than 10 days a month

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
4/24/18 2:56 p.m.

The speed limit is a suggested minimum, unless there is a law enforcement specialist in the vacinity.

Driven5
Driven5 SuperDork
4/24/18 2:59 p.m.

A good poop is one of life's unspoken pleasures.

Adrian_Thompson
Adrian_Thompson MegaDork
4/24/18 3:04 p.m.

Everyone is a hypocrite. 

mtn
mtn MegaDork
4/24/18 3:14 p.m.
NickD said:
dculberson said:
kazoospec said:

Along those lines, convertibles are fun about 10 days out of the year. 

WRONG! I enjoy the hell out of a convertible way more than that 

I live here in NY, don't drive my car 4 months out of the year, and still enjoy the top down more than 10 days a year. Hell, it's probably more than 10 days a month

My Miata has been insured since Friday. The top has been down so far 5/5 days. 

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
4/24/18 3:19 p.m.
Appleseed said:

The Departed is not the film Marty Scorsese should have won an Academy Award for.

You callin us vajajays?

wheelsmithy
wheelsmithy Dork
4/24/18 3:24 p.m.

I agree/disagree with roughly 50% of the posts in this thread.

 

These days, that's pretty darn good.

 

Erich
Erich UltraDork
4/24/18 3:25 p.m.

Front wheel drive is superior to rear or all wheel drive in a daily driver. 

Edit: ok maybe "not inferior to"

Woody
Woody MegaDork
4/24/18 3:25 p.m.

My life would be a whole lot easier if I didn't give a rat's ass about cars.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
4/24/18 3:26 p.m.
Datsun310Guy said:

My wife had a discussion with the 15 year old daughter.  She was surprised that sex might be happening at our age.  

Did she say eeeeeuuuuuuwwwwwwwww?

The0retical
The0retical UltraDork
4/24/18 3:32 p.m.
Erich said:

Front wheel drive is superior to rear or all wheel drive in a daily driver. 

Edit: ok maybe "not inferior to"

Life without frighteningly strong and sudden torque steer in third gear is meaningless.

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