Things everyone knows, but you aren't supposed to admit

dculberson said:

kazoospec said:

Along those lines, convertibles are fun about 10 days out of the year. 

WRONG! I enjoy the hell out of a convertible way more than that 

Well that all depends.  I have only driven my Spitfire with the top up once and that was the old top that no longer fits.  The new top (now many years old) hasn't even had the snaps installed.

My wife put the top down on her Solara an lot the first year she got it. I always felt stupid riding around with the AC on and the top down.  The top now goes down less than she does.          

kazoospec said:

Napoleon Dynamite isn't funny until the second time you watch it.

Its just not funny at all. 

My contribution- the Beatles suck. Theu made a bunch of formulaic garbage and got lucky. Nickelback did too, but the world only hates one of them. 

In reply to Mndsm :

I’m just burned out on them.  If I hear Paperback writer one more time......,

I saw the yellow submarine movie when I was seven years old - didn’t get it then.  LOL.  

In reply to Datsun310Guy :

See that's the thing. It all sounds the same. Paperback writer, help,  they're all the same! I wont argue that John and Paul are gifted artists, they are. But they wrote the same E36 M3 58 times and made a billion dollars. So did nickelback. 

And I think they're (Beatles) good writers, they just make everything sound the same.

The Beatles

Bruce Springsteen

Neil Young

Joni Mitchell

All good song writers, terrible musicians. Feel free to add to my list

In reply to Suprf1y :

I'd add Van Halen to that list. 

*Runs and hides*

But seriously.

*edit.

I read that as good musicians, terrible song writers. In that vein I'd also add Eric Clapton.

Batman has been done well several times.  Superman, not since George Reeves, and the latest Emo-Superman truly sucks donkey balls.

Convertibles also suck donkey balls.

I want to start a cover band- Johnny Cash, Kris Krisoferson, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen and Willie Nelson.  Anybody is welcome to join, unless you have a good singing voice.

When someone tells you the Beatles are the best ever, just say "He can't be a man, cause he doesn't smoke, the same cigarettes as me.", and then follow with "She loves me, yeah, yeah, yeah."

I don't know what the difference is between rap and hip-hop.

Mndsm said:

kazoospec said:

Napoleon Dynamite isn't funny until the second time you watch it.

Its just not funny at all. 

 

My contribution- the Beatles suck. Theu made a bunch of formulaic garbage and got lucky. Nickelback did too, but the world only hates one of them. 

Have you watched it twice? 

kazoospec said:

Mndsm said:

kazoospec said:

Napoleon Dynamite isn't funny until the second time you watch it.

Its just not funny at all. 

 

My contribution- the Beatles suck. Theu made a bunch of formulaic garbage and got lucky. Nickelback did too, but the world only hates one of them. 

Have you watched it twice? 

I haven't watched it once so I'm winning this game.

Erich said:

Front wheel drive is superior to rear or all wheel drive in a daily driver. 

Edit: ok maybe "not inferior to"

I'm just gonna go ahead and ignore this completely.

kazoospec said:

Mndsm said:

kazoospec said:

Napoleon Dynamite isn't funny until the second time you watch it.

Its just not funny at all. 

 

My contribution- the Beatles suck. Theu made a bunch of formulaic garbage and got lucky. Nickelback did too, but the world only hates one of them. 

Have you watched it twice? 

I did actually, trying to figure out if I missed it the first time. 

Expecting parents who say “We don’t care if it’s a girl or a boy, as long as it’s got 10 fingers and 10 toes” are lying. 

In reply to conesare2seconds :

Guilty. I say "healthy" but I hope it's a girl. 

spitfirebill said:

My wife put the top down on her Solara an lot the first year she got it. I always felt stupid riding around with the AC on and the top down.  The top now goes down less than she does.          

Wow, so that's every day then.  Lucky guy!

Mndsm said:

kazoospec said:

Mndsm said:

kazoospec said:

Napoleon Dynamite isn't funny until the second time you watch it.

Its just not funny at all. 

 

My contribution- the Beatles suck. Theu made a bunch of formulaic garbage and got lucky. Nickelback did too, but the world only hates one of them. 

Have you watched it twice? 

I did actually, trying to figure out if I missed it the first time. 

I've tried three times, and it's still not funny. 

Nearly every hand you shake today has handled a penis

In reply to Streetwiseguy :

Hip-hop is awesome. Rap sucks. 

In reply to barefootskater :

 I thought after I posted that... add Eric Clapton as the most overrated guitarist in the history of guitar.

In reply to conesare2seconds :

Then I am the exception who proves the rule. Speaking as the only son of an only son (and the last of 5 pregnancies, because dad really wanted a boy), I absolutely did not care about gender at all, as long as my kids were healthy. 

Suprf1y said:

In reply to barefootskater :

 I thought after I posted that... add Eric Clapton as the most overrated guitarist in the history of guitar.

The man speaks truth. 

RealMiniParker said:

Mndsm said:

kazoospec said:

Mndsm said:

kazoospec said:

Napoleon Dynamite isn't funny until the second time you watch it.

Its just not funny at all. 

 

My contribution- the Beatles suck. Theu made a bunch of formulaic garbage and got lucky. Nickelback did too, but the world only hates one of them. 

Have you watched it twice? 

I did actually, trying to figure out if I missed it the first time. 

I've tried three times, and it's still not funny. 

Then apparently you never attended high school. 

But back on topic:

That girls don't really mature more quickly than boys and that conventional wisdom is usually wrong.

Or maybe everyone doesn't  know that.

It really does taste like chicken

wheelsmithy said:

I agree/disagree with roughly 50% of the posts in this thread.

 

These days, that's pretty darn good.

 

And 50% of people are dumber than the other   50%

Duke said:

RealMiniParker said:

Mndsm said:

kazoospec said:

Mndsm said:

kazoospec said:

Napoleon Dynamite isn't funny until the second time you watch it.

Its just not funny at all. 

 

My contribution- the Beatles suck. Theu made a bunch of formulaic garbage and got lucky. Nickelback did too, but the world only hates one of them. 

Have you watched it twice? 

I did actually, trying to figure out if I missed it the first time. 

I've tried three times, and it's still not funny. 

Then apparently you never attended high school. 

I put Napoleon Dynamite alongside that horrible Dude movie as having every single character hateful and deserving of death.  I deal with enough people in real life like that.  I don't need to see them in the theatre.