Things said around the Boost household tonight

Earlier in the day:
So, my 7-year old boy walks into the living room after leaving the bathroom. He then says "mommy, you shouldn't buy that cereal anymore. It turns my feces odd colors."
I had no idea my 7-year old even knew what feces was.
Then... After dinner I'm getting suited up to go in the garage. I needed to measure my powder coating oven to see if a piece would fit that a friend wants coated.
MrsBoost: "Where are you going?"
Me: "I'm going out the garage" then with a smirk I say "I need to measure my tool."
MrsBoost: "The garage? Oh yeah, that's where your micrometers are."
Me: "Ouch."
I'd like to say that I let her win that exchange, but the truth is, the shell-shock was too great. I had nothing to come back at her with.

Maybe you should get a bro dozer with rack stacks.

DrBoost wrote: I had no idea my 7-year old even knew what feces was.

Based on the micro-ness...maybe the 7 year old is not yours therefore explaining his knowledge of many words and things.

DrBoost wrote: Earlier in the day: So, my 7-year old boy walks into the living room after leaving the bathroom. He then says "mommy, you shouldn't buy that cereal anymore. It turns my feces odd colors."

Fruity Pebbles? That stuff is NASTY. My 5 and 3 year old won't eat it. Guess who had to finish that crap.

Ouch!!

In reply to Sine_Qua_Non:

You take that back! Fruity Pebbles is the E36 M3! I can eat a whole box at one time.

Nick_Comstock wrote: In reply to Sine_Qua_Non: You take that back! Fruity Pebbles is the E36 M3! I can eat a whole box at one time.

I suspect eating an entire box could have an effect on the apparent color of your feces.

Berk that! Coco Pebbles FTW!

Never fear! It makes the brown brownerest.

I know what wasn't heard, "Me: I need a new hairbrush because I wore this one out"

logdog wrote: I know what wasn't heard, "Me: I need a new hairbrush because I wore this one out"

Dang man! Kick a brutha when he's down why dontcha?

DrBoost wrote:

logdog wrote: I know what wasn't heard, "Me: I need a new hairbrush because I wore this one out"

Dang man! Kick a brutha when he's down why dontcha?

Its easier to kick somebody when they are down. Duh!

I also like taking candy from babies. They are such easy targets.

Here maybe this will cheer you up.

Sine_Qua_Non wrote:

DrBoost wrote: Earlier in the day: So, my 7-year old boy walks into the living room after leaving the bathroom. He then says "mommy, you shouldn't buy that cereal anymore. It turns my feces odd colors."

Fruity Pebbles? That stuff is NASTY. My 5 and 3 year old won't eat it. Guess who had to finish that crap.

you could have spread it over the yard … the birds, squirrels, or other animals could have had colorful poop

It's like a poop rainbow outside!

Y'all just aren't wrapped too tight sometimes.

Toyman01 wrote: Y'all just aren't wrapped too tight sometimes.

My wife read this thread and agrees with this statement 100%.

In reply to Toyman01:

well when it's measured with a micrometer it's hard to find one small enough to wrap it tight

Toyman01 wrote: Y'all just aren't wrapped too tight sometimes.

you've been on this forum for HOW long ? and are just now figuring that out ?

I would ho to the garage and get s yard stick and come back and tell her you are done measuring

wbjones wrote:

Toyman01 wrote: Y'all just aren't wrapped too tight sometimes.

you've been on this forum for HOW long ? and are just now figuring that out ?

d00d. wb is right, you are a bit slow on the uptake. OP, man I laughed my azz off. Tell the ball and chain 'good job' from me!