this is not the truck your looking for...

i found this when i was looking for a chevy 2500hd.

i dont understand any of it...

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/vgm/2061324162.html

I have a warcraft account for sale it has 3 80's. 6051 gs death knight tank 50k unbuffed health has os drakes proto drakes shadows edge all icc 25 gear also has set of pvp gear. i have a 6k gearscore rogue pulls 13k dps in icc full icc 25 gear has deaths choice wfs and hwt heroic weapons and has a pull pvp set has proto drakes os drakes. also have a 6003 gs fury/ ms warrior full icc gear has cryptmaker and bryntroll wfs and hwt all icc gear has a pull pvp set also does 10k dps in icc this account has about 2500 gold on it. the account also has an authenticator also for security that comes with it any questions call or txt 423 329 4506

Dk has maxed blacksmithing maxed jcing rogue has maxed herb maxed skining

Would trade for an xbox 360 elite

Lol is it sad that I understand most of that even though I don't play wow?

I know what all that means. Never played WoW- though those ads are cause for repeated amusement for the time people have clearly spent on an account like that, and the price some are willing to pay for a fully geared 'toon out of the box.

I didn't realize that people still try to sell those.

Sony banned it but it still goes on with other games....dunno if blizzard has done the same. Back in the day an Evercrack account with lvl 60 toons would fetch 500+ depending on the server.

I don't see one complete sentence in the entire ad.

In reply to YaNi:

I think the entire ad is one complete sentence - at least in the writer's mind. Just needs a period on the end and it would be good to go.

I usually have better luck with my ads when I use actual words in them, but I've never tried to sell any virtual goods, maybe they get sold with virtual words?

jhaas wrote: I have a warcraft account for sale it has 3 80's. 6051 gs death knight tank 50k unbuffed health has os drakes proto drakes shadows edge all icc 25 gear also has set of pvp gear. i have a 6k gearscore rogue pulls 13k dps in icc full icc 25 gear has deaths choice wfs and hwt heroic weapons and has a pull pvp set has proto drakes os drakes. also have a 6003 gs fury/ ms warrior full icc gear has cryptmaker and bryntroll wfs and hwt all icc gear has a pull pvp set also does 10k dps in icc this account has about 2500 gold on it. the account also has an authenticator also for security that comes with it any questions call or txt 423 329 4506 Dk has maxed blacksmithing maxed jcing rogue has maxed herb maxed skining

this reminds me to re-up in december so I have a hobby for the winter

i sent this link to my brother, this was his reply...

'Wow i got most of that. That boy is leet'

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Stares at the screen with his head tilted slightly and his mouth hanging partially open in slack-jawed confusion...then lifts the rock and crawls back under it.

jhaas wrote: i sent this link to my brother, this was his reply... 'Wow i got most of that. That boy is leet'

Except he probably spelled it "1337".

I ran it through Google Translate:

"I have decided to finally leave my mother's basement and try to go out into the world and meet a female and perhaps loose my virginity. My 35th birthday is coming soon, and it is about time I put down the Mountain Dew, cut my hair, get a job and stop playing role-playing games. So I am selling my World of Warcraft account that I have spent many lonely nights building, as proven by all of the stuff I have listed. If your Dungeons and Dragons group has disbanded and you are looking for a replacement without all the work of working you way up to master wizard level ten, then this is the deal for you! Any questions call or txt 423 329 4506"

In reply to pinchvalve:

lol