Why couldn't you just bomb us instead? 
http://www.nationnews.com/news/local/LEADus-secretary-of-state-coming-FRONT-PAGE-OTHER
Now we have to suffer the same fate as Pakistan!? Look if this doesn't count as a war crime I don't know what does.
http://www.theonion.com/video/us-condemned-for-preemptive-use-of-hillary-clinton,14367/
It's payback for sending us Rihanna and making us listen to that damn "Umbrella" song a million times. Though I will admit RiRi is a hell of a lot better to look at. 
Enjoy Hillary, maybe she will stay and try to run your country too. 
Marty! wrote: It's payback for sending us Rihanna and making us listen to that damn "Umbrella" song a million times.
Oh, well...fair enough
Ella...ella...ella, hey he....AH berkeley IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD!
Where do we send Hillary in retaliation for Lady Gaga?
Oh cripes... earworm infestation again. I cannot bloody stand Rihanna. Even worse than Gaga.
Sorry, Leslie. Nothing is worse than Gaga.
Oh God, I just thought of something ...Gaga and Rihanna "DUET"
aaaaarrrrggghhh
hahahaha umbrella is not nearly as awesome as rude boy
I am SO glad I avoid 99% of popular music.
neon4891 wrote: Where do we send Hillary in retaliation for Lady Gaga?
New Jersey, the part with the guidos. I don't think there's anything you can do to make it worse for them.
Edit: Well maybe Hilary putting on some spray-on tan and trying to "connect with" the guidos
most of the guidos come from NY anyway... and they already had Hillary
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