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BMWGeoff
BMWGeoff Reader
8/3/21 10:54 a.m.

Why did I buy a racecar when I don't have a trailer, tow vehicle, or any on track experience?

Jim Pettengill
Jim Pettengill HalfDork
8/3/21 12:51 p.m.

Hey Yourself:  Don't worry about it:

"I never knew just what it was, and I guess I never will."

That sure dated both of us!

calteg
calteg Dork
8/3/21 1:37 p.m.

What did my dog name me?

Cadman5
Cadman5 Reader
8/3/21 1:58 p.m.

If your thumb and index finger are amputated, is your ring finger your new middle finger and you use that to flip the bird?

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
8/3/21 1:59 p.m.
Appleseed said:

Should I poop now or can I hold it till morning?

Don't try that one at the firehouse.

You poop NOW, because in thirty seconds, you could be gone for four hours.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
8/3/21 2:04 p.m.
Woody (Forum Supportum) said:
Appleseed said:

Should I poop now or can I hold it till morning?

Don't try that one at the firehouse.

You poop NOW, because in thirty seconds, you could be gone for four hours.

It was never a question when I rented the Cessna 152. You poop now. No bathroom at 7,000 feet.

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
8/3/21 2:11 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed :

TIL: "The Cessna 152's range depends on certain variables. A 152 with long range tanks could fly as far as 690 NM (1200 km or 800 miles), but to do that you'd have to climb to 10'000', reduce the power and fly for 8.7 hours, which is a very long time in a 152."

If I didn't look that up, I would be thinking about it all night.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
8/3/21 2:15 p.m.

In reply to Woody (Forum Supportum) :

It takes a long, long, looooong time to reach 10,000 in a 152. And even then, just barely. 

Cadman5
Cadman5 Reader
8/3/21 5:46 p.m.

Why is it called a funeral, not a saderal? There is typically nothing "fun" about it. 

ShawnG
ShawnG UltimaDork
8/3/21 6:30 p.m.
Cadman5 said:

Why is it called a funeral, not a saderal? There is typically nothing "fun" about it. 

You're doing it wrong.

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
8/4/21 2:36 a.m.

Me: "I wonder if there have been any updates to the 'Thoughts that keep you up at night' thread..."

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
8/4/21 9:37 a.m.

What does that light switch do? The hell does it DO? No lights go on or off. No pumps engage.  No fans.

WHAT DOES IT DO!?!?

ShawnG
ShawnG UltimaDork
8/4/21 9:39 a.m.
Mr. Peabody
Mr. Peabody UltimaDork
8/4/21 9:47 a.m.

What are those ittle bits left over in the frying pan that you cooked the bacon in? It's not bacon, but it's kind of crispy, but crumbly, and the best tasting food in the world.

And just how bad is it for you?

mtn
mtn MegaDork
8/4/21 10:51 a.m.
Mr. Peabody said:

What are those ittle bits left over in the frying pan that you cooked the bacon in? It's not bacon, but it's kind of crispy, but crumbly, and the best tasting food in the world.

And just how bad is it for you?

carmelized fat. How bad is it for you? Well, very, but what is life without joy? It isn't like you eat it every day, and there isn't much of it to eat. 

Wally (Forum Supporter)
Wally (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
8/4/21 11:18 a.m.

Your bellybutton is your old mouth

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
8/4/21 1:42 p.m.

In reply to Wally (Forum Supporter) :

LLOLOLLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLL.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
8/4/21 4:13 p.m.

Visine - gets the red out.

Somewhere in the world someone just ran out and he has one albino eye!

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy MegaDork
8/4/21 5:44 p.m.
Mr. Peabody said:

What are those ittle bits left over in the frying pan that you cooked the bacon in? It's not bacon, but it's kind of crispy, but crumbly, and the best tasting food in the world.

And just how bad is it for you?

My wife's grandparents fried up meat for breakfast every day and every so often country ham. 

Me; what's that hard white stuff they're eating? 

Wife; crackle, it's the fat fried up until it's a hard piece.  It's good.  

Mr. Peabody
Mr. Peabody UltimaDork
8/4/21 7:06 p.m.

Known up here as cracklin' or scrunchions.

Mrs. P loves it. I can't eat it.

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
8/5/21 8:47 a.m.

Why wasn't Steve Forbert more commercially successful?

759NRNG
759NRNG UberDork
8/5/21 8:38 p.m.
Wally (Forum Supporter) said:

Your bellybutton is your old mouth

I gotta have an Xl of this on a tshirt.....when you get around to printing/selling .....color doesn't matter.......wink  

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