Three minutes to Midnight.

I read this brief news article prior to going to bed last night.

So as I drifted of to sleep I was thinking about the end of the world. All the different ways it could happen, how to change things to prevent it, stuff like that.

( I need to mention that I binged on oatmeal cream pies prior to falling to sleep) And then the dreams started. I was at an F1 race, it was pouring rain, I was in the pits looking at the main grandstand. I was trying to figure out which track I was at, it didn't look familiar. I grabbed a pair of binoculars and started scanning the grandstands. In one section of the grandstands I saw all the representatives for each member of the united nations. Everyone was in black suits and it was very clear that something serious was going on. I scanned the next section and it was like looking at your typical NASCAR race grandstand. Then, I saw a naked Vladimir Putin running through the grandstand trying to get people to touch his junk. Then I woke up.

I have reached a couple of conclusions;

1. It was premonition and Putin is going to bring about the apocalypse, probably with his junk.

2. I need to stay away from the oatmeal cream pies before going to sleep.

Number 1. Definitely number 1.

Was Putin fluffed up in your oatmeal fueled hallucination?

In reply to joey48442:

If you mean like this;

Yes.

I've been nuked in a dream. Was near the White Cliffs of Dover when I saw a sub launched missile launch out of the Channel. Grabbed Mom and one of my brothers and started running for the shelter as I knew we had but moments before multiple detonations. Mom trips and falls (don't they always?) I stop to go get her and hesitate for a second. Bright flash and the world goes white.

I haven't had a nightmare in probably 20 years, but that one messed me up.

Wait one more minute and you have a kickass Iron Maiden song.

In reply to Tom_Spangler:

which, ironically, is six minutes long.

Tom_Spangler wrote: Wait one more minute and you have a kickass Iron Maiden song.

Damn skippy.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/9qbRHY1l0vc

I thought this thread was going to be about the Midnight Oil song.

Midnight Oil - Minutes to Midnight

"Riding a dumptruck up to the sun" - classic.

But this is even stranger than an Australian rock band, so kudos!

Nick (LUCAS) Comstock wrote: 1. It was premonition and Putin is going to bring about the apocalypse, probably with his junk.

You know if Putin ever presses the Big Red Button, he's going to do it with his dick (and naturally, he'll be shirtless)

I woke up really frustrated this morning because I had a dream where I was trying to use some futuristic smartphone and it was giving trouble. I wasn't even sure why I was frustrated until I remembered what I was dreaming about.

I came here hoping for an Iron Maiden video. Thank you for not disapointing.

Can't go wrong with a Maiden video in the morning. Up the irons!!