Tired of your carpet smelling like Febreze?

I actually knew a few girls in college who stripped to make ends meet. It really is a good business and, really, you have to be very smart to make it. Most of them became lawyers, ad women, and marketers. They told me that every girl had their own choice of perfume, but it was usually whatever was cheap and strong. The conglomeration of strong cheap perfume is what gives the "stripper smell".

Back in the day, chattin' up strippers down WV most were WVU students. They could make more in one or two nights strippin' than in a weeks worth of waitressing in a decent restaurant. Havin' flashbacks of LuLu Belle's now.

In one of the places near where I live (has been renovated into a family restaurant now), if you hung around long enough, your waitress would get her gear off and get up on stage.

Or so I'm told..

I suppose if you went to such establishments near a college or big city the quality of entertainment was better. The bulk of my experience was being taken for lunch once a week to a go-go bar behind an airport on Long Island. It was a good 30 years after the phrase go-go was fashionable of it ever was and we were being treated by a guy who just wanted to go back to his buddies and tell them how he hangs out eating steaks in titty bars with stock car racers. He was delusional on so many levels as we were far lower on the ladder than he was telling his boys, the steaks were mostly gristle, and the ladies smelled of Pall Malls more than any perfume, had some interesting scars and at least one was usually noticeably pregnant. We were also broke so any free lunch meant we didn't deplete our supply of bogo Arby's beef and cheddars as quickly.

I used to do personal security for my girlfriend in college. She would have qualified as a "woman of negotiable affection "

Im pretty sure i can skip this scent. Every friday and Saturday night at the fuzzy hole, and a few private engagements throughout the week was enough to last me a lifetime.

Tuesday c-section amateurs night wasn't my thing. I never went back.

After seeing this thread i had to have a bottle, and thank you amazon prime because it was delivered today. I have to say they nailed it! This is just hilarious....I'm going to go spray it in my custom van immediately.

KyAllroad wrote:

Gearheadotaku wrote: Seems like nearly every stripper uses the same perfume to me.

Back in the day their odor was "Victoria's Secret Pear Glacé". Strippers aren't stupid, it's a business in which a fantasy is sold and lonely men are separated from their cash. Any angle they can use to that end is fair game. Apparently "pear" was the biggest money maker so they all wore it.

This I remember back in 1999 as a Senior in high school working at Quik Trip. We had a very attractive women in her probably mid 30s that worked at the "nice" play in town. Always looked great, smelled great, driving a new Mercedes.........even back then she told me would work 2-3 nights per week and pull down $2k in cash.

PER WEEK.

I had a friend during undergrad school that had a pronounced goth / steampunk look going. As I got to know her, I discovered that she drove a late model black 911 Targa (awesome) and had a secluded place in the Hollywood Hills.

We eventually got to a point where I was comfortable asking her where she was getting all of her money from and she simply said “it’s amazing how much men will pay me to beat the E36 M3 out of them”.

penultimeta wrote: I actually knew a few girls in college who stripped to make ends meet.

As I attended community college all I knew were a bunch dudes wearing flannel shirts that drank Blatz Beer in some guys basement bar.