GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
10/26/16 8:35 a.m.

After Biden said he'd throw down, Trump responded in kind! FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/10/25/politics/donald-trump-joe-biden-fight/index.html

KyAllroad
KyAllroad UberDork
10/26/16 8:47 a.m.

I'd pay $20 American to see this to happen. It'd get higher ratings than any PPV event in history!

DrBoost
DrBoost UltimaDork
10/26/16 8:55 a.m.

In before the ban-hammer!

The_Jed
The_Jed PowerDork
10/26/16 8:56 a.m.

Tom_Spangler
Tom_Spangler UltraDork
10/26/16 9:00 a.m.

Just when you thought this election couldn't get more childish....

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
10/26/16 9:00 a.m.

NOHOME
NOHOME PowerDork
10/26/16 9:10 a.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: After Biden said he'd throw down, Trump responded in kind! FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! http://edition.cnn.com/2016/10/25/politics/donald-trump-joe-biden-fight/index.html

I thought Bum Fighting was passé?

Huckleberry
Huckleberry MegaDork
10/26/16 9:25 a.m.

Biden is 73.

Trump is 70.

I think for this to truly be an entertaining fight we are going to need to put a couple lions in the cage with them.

failboat
failboat UberDork
10/26/16 10:06 a.m.

I demand coverage of these developments by The Onion.

mazdeuce
mazdeuce UltimaDork
10/26/16 10:07 a.m.

Supreme Court justices as the ring judges?

bluej
bluej UltraDork
10/26/16 10:08 a.m.

Not only would I put a crisp Andrew Jackson down in order to watch that, I'd also put another crisp Andrew Jackson down on Biden in one round. Trump's been throwing his crazy around everywhere for a long while now. Biden has had to bottle all his up for the last 8 years.

Jumper K. Balls
Jumper K. Balls UberDork
10/26/16 10:24 a.m.
failboat wrote: I demand coverage of these developments by The Onion.

I absolutely love the sleeveless shirt Joe Biden persona that the onion has created.

stuart in mn
stuart in mn UltimaDork
10/26/16 10:39 a.m.

Like Sonny Barger said, "Everybody's A Tough Guy, Until You Meet One."

SilverFleet
SilverFleet UberDork
10/26/16 10:40 a.m.

My money is on this guy.

failboat
failboat UberDork
10/26/16 10:42 a.m.
Jumper K. Balls wrote:
failboat wrote: I demand coverage of these developments by The Onion.
I absolutely love the sleeveless shirt Joe Biden persona that the onion has created.

Not to get ahead of ourselves one way or another, but their "coverage" of Tim Kaine is pretty good so far.

mtn
mtn MegaDork
10/26/16 11:08 a.m.

They were talking about it on the radio yesterday--I guess Trump really was a fighter back in the day. In school he was an shiny happy person who would wave his silver (golden?) spoon around, someone would call him out on his bullE36 M3, then he would not step down and actually would get in fights.

No clue if he would win or not, but I don't know that I'd put money on Biden in the fight--even if he did play college football, Trump has a not insignificant size advantage. Except for his hands.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
10/26/16 11:11 a.m.

Sadly, Vlad Putin could take them both in a fair fight. At the same time.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry MegaDork
10/26/16 11:16 a.m.

In reply to 1988RedT2:

That dude is tiny. He is only 5'7" tall. Tom Cruise could play him without wearing heels. That is why the horse looks so big in pics. He isn't on a Clydesdale - he is a wee little fella. They should have had him on a pony if they wanted him to look really badass.

oldeskewltoy
oldeskewltoy UltraDork
10/26/16 11:17 a.m.

I like it... after all the duel got written out of existence....

my $ is also on Biden

SilverFleet
SilverFleet UberDork
10/26/16 11:23 a.m.

Slightly off topic, but I've always wanted a game developer to come out with a Street Fighter II-style video game starring all of the past (and current) presidents and prominent historical world leaders. I would buy that in a second!

RevRico
RevRico Dork
10/26/16 11:33 a.m.

In reply to SilverFleet:

I actually think I've seen that done with MUGEN. Have you ever watched Epic Rap Battles of History on youtube? Some are funny, some are stupid, some are actually well researched and executed.

Mussolini vs Alexander the Great, Truman vs Xerxes.... that could be fun. Especially with special moves and finishers.

As far as the actual fight? MMA style and I might watch it. I expect if it really happened it would wind up going all WWE instead though.

KyAllroad
KyAllroad UberDork
10/26/16 11:40 a.m.

Time for MTV to bring back Celebrity Deathmatch.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry MegaDork
10/26/16 11:50 a.m.
mtn wrote: They were talking about it on the radio yesterday--I guess Trump really was a fighter back in the day. In school he was an shiny happy person who would wave his silver (golden?) spoon around, someone would call him out on his bullE36 M3, then he would not step down and actually would get in fights. No clue if he would win or not, but I don't know that I'd put money on Biden in the fight--even if he did play college football, Trump has a not insignificant size advantage. Except for his hands.

Trump is 6'3", Biden 6' even. Both are 70+ though so the winner is whomever does not break a berkeleying hip climbing into the cage.

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