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Appleseed
Appleseed Reader
4/15/09 10:10 p.m.

What kind of plane is it?

Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

gubby
gubby New Reader
4/15/09 10:12 p.m.

"Air Israel, get off the runway!"

Woody
Woody Dork
4/16/09 7:07 a.m.

I guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Kramer
Kramer Reader
4/16/09 7:21 a.m.

No relation.

OrangeRazor
OrangeRazor New Reader
4/16/09 2:59 p.m.

I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
4/16/09 3:05 p.m.

"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."

Elaine "A hospital? What is it?"

"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

confuZion3
confuZion3 Dork
4/16/09 10:37 p.m.
Luke wrote:
grinch77 wrote: Have you ever seen a grown man naked Billy???
Billy, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

Does anybody here actually get this reference? I do. (Billy Hayes and Midnight Express.)

confuZion3
confuZion3 Dork
4/16/09 10:38 p.m.

I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

confuZion3
confuZion3 Dork
4/16/09 10:39 p.m.

NO SMOKING

NO SPITTING


gubby
gubby New Reader
4/16/09 10:49 p.m.

PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR SEATS

gobacken siddonna

confuZion3
confuZion3 Dork
4/16/09 11:07 p.m.

"This is Mayflower 1 to Mission Control. Do you read me?"

"At last, that's more like it. Yes. This is Mission Control. Give me your name and position."

"My name is Striker and I'm sitting down and facing front. But why would you want to know that?"

confuZion3
confuZion3 Dork
4/16/09 11:10 p.m.

"We don't have a tower? Why aren't I notified of these things?! Well, how would you handle the situation?"

"Well, we could try ignoring it sir."

Wally
Wally SuperDork
4/17/09 1:32 a.m.
Male announcer: said: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
NYG95GA
NYG95GA Dork
4/17/09 1:53 a.m.

No parking in the red zone.

thedude
thedude New Reader
4/17/09 2:46 p.m.

You know I have a drinking problem.

gamby
gamby SuperDork
4/17/09 8:00 p.m.

Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're flashing and they're beeping. I can't stand it anymore! They're blinking and beeping and flashing! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!

mad_machine
mad_machine SuperDork
4/18/09 9:30 p.m.

I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

924guy
924guy HalfDork
4/19/09 4:37 a.m.

It was a rough place, the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. Its worse than Detroit.

confuZion3
confuZion3 Dork
4/20/09 11:56 a.m.
NYG95GA wrote: No parking in the red zone.

No, chris. No parking in the white zone. The red One is for loading and unloading only.

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