http://hipsterhobbygenerator.com/
My life is complete. The ironic's have been ironic'd/
http://hipsterhobbygenerator.com/
My life is complete. The ironic's have been ironic'd/
Independent kale, viewable only via a special edition horn-rimmed version of Google Glass developed by Ray-Ban.
Adrian_Thompson wrote: Independent kale, viewable only via a special edition horn-rimmed version of Google Glass developed by Ray-Ban.
Urge to kill: Rising...
Antique leg warmers inspired by your Royal Tannebaum's playlist on Spotify...
WINNAR!
Heirloom Vespa repair captured on a Polaroid 600 from Urban Outfitters.
That really doesn't sound bad except Urban Outfitters doesn't carry Husky sizes.
Cheap chic bow ties, saved on a thumb drive that looks like a cassette tape.
Artfully pornographic sausage-making, screen printed onto a graphic tee. 
Salvaged pop-up typewriter museum, created existentially.
Homemade beard waxing, made with old records, melted in the backseat of a 1980 Volvo parked in the hot sun of a summer in Williamsburg.
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Steam punk handlebar mustaches, created while enjoying an $8 latte from the nearest purveyor of single origin, shade-grown coffee beans.
GameboyRMH wrote: Homemade beard waxing, made with old records, melted in the backseat of a 1980 Volvo parked in the hot sun of a summer in Williamsburg.
That's an awful niche hobby, and I like visiting Williamsburg with its 800 waffle houses and outlets (I hear there's historical stuff there too).
Steam punk Instagram fedoras, sourced, roasted, foraged, salvaged, hand-picked and harvested by an indie band that doesn't even exist yet.
In reply to Knurled:
I have a t-shirt with that on it.
The0retical wrote:GameboyRMH wrote: Homemade beard waxing, made with old records, melted in the backseat of a 1980 Volvo parked in the hot sun of a summer in Williamsburg.That's an awful niche hobby, and I like visiting Williamsburg with its 800 waffle houses and outlets (I hear there's historical stuff there too). Steam punk Instagram fedoras, sourced, roasted, foraged, salvaged, hand-picked and harvested by an indie band that doesn't even exist yet.
I'm going to guess they're referring to the "other" Williamsburg.
In reply to David S. Wallens:
I remember Williamsburg before it was cool. Do I get to be extra hip?
Cat inspired blacksmithing now available on etsy
In reply to Wall-e:
You're an OG hipster.
This way funnier than I expected.
Counterculture ukulele repair, assembled using paper scraps salvaged from the notebooks of obscure beat poets.
Retrofitted Game Boys, paid for with bitcoin and vintage Monopoly money.
/Solid
Anachronistic beekeeping, powered using steam, just like back in the day
Handcrafted blacksmithing, created while enjoying an $8 latte from the nearest purveyor of single origin, shade grown coffee beans.
Homemade personified animal portraits, stored in hand-blown mason jars.
Farm-to-table bearded hats, delivered by Dutch bicycle.
Mine's sort of GRM, except for the existential part: "Upcycled biodiesel station wagon conversation, created existentially".
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