Faster than a speeding rotary, able to leap tall beer cans on the way to the fridge!
It's...pause for dramatic effect...Grumpy Old Bastard!!!
Good to see you so cheerful Saturday. Keep up the spirits and remember I'm not that far away if you need anything.
I'll have you know I do NOT leap tall beer cans, I suck 'em dry. I do pass more gas than a 13BT under boost... mebbe I should get that checked too.
num num num beer.
Curmudgeon wrote: I'll have you know I do NOT leap tall beer cans, I suck 'em dry.
I read this as "Party at Mike's place." What's up?
*Like "You" mike. Not "me" mike.
We'll wreck your place first.
Trivia: some of the crap I'm taking makes my pee green. 
Not what I was expecting at all. So I guess I better drink some more beer to dilute the color.
Now you can legitimately ask "WHO SHREK'D IN THE TOILET!"
Green pee is the first sign of gaining superpowers. Green marks on yourbody, then green pee? Sounds like you gots tha HULK formula.
Stay calm, until it's time to SMASH!
Stop drinking so much Minotaur!
Curmudgeon wrote: We'll wreck your place first.
aaaand I broke the internets?
Tolja there was gonna be postwhorin'. Didn't expect the ripple effects so quickly, though...
News flash: radiation flashburns are interesting, to say the least. This morning I'm laying in that big buzzy machine and I'm wondering if I can just go home, prop open the microwave door and git sum do it yerself radiation treatments.
Awww man, you gots a good attitude about this. Kick cancers' ass!!!!
Have you asked if you can hold some microwave popcorn during your next nuking? Be all multitasking and all, and I don't think there has been a popcorn based superhero yet. :-)
Oooh, I like! 'Able to lube your fingers in a single bag... it's POPCORN MAN!'
Curmudgeon wrote:Lesley wrote: Let the postwhoring begin! Hopefully we, your fellow dorks and whores, can whore-post in solidarity.Umm, Lesley... the docs say I might not have much longer...
i can't believe it took you three pages...
Oh noes, i'm in jeopardy!!!!
Stay strong dude! Somebody's gotta keep me running!
In reply to AngryCorvair:
Dood, I'm a gentleman...
Swank Force One wrote: Oh noes, i'm in jeopardy!!!!
I cannot wait til we get the leaderboard again.
Curmudgeon wrote: Oooh, I like! 'Able to lube your fingers in a single bag... it's POPCORN MAN!'
I think I would be afraid of his super powers....
Glad to here you are keeping up the faith... we are all pulling (and popping) for you
I was going to ask you to leave me your cars.... then I saw it was a Jenson,.......
best of luck in your battle... 
Curmudgeon wrote: In reply to AngryCorvair: Dood, I'm a gentleman...
Green pee does not a gentleman make.
oldeskewltoy wrote: I was going to ask you to leave me your cars.... then I saw it was a Jenson,....... best of luck in your battle...
Oh you bastard. Just for that I'm gonna leave you a Triumph Herald.
shouldn't that be reserved for aussiesmg … doesn't Steve have the North American market for those cornered ?
wbjones wrote: shouldn't that be reserved for aussiesmg … doesn't Steve have the North American market for those cornered ?
I thought he cornered the market on giant trucks and 3rd gen camaros.
Hell a triumph Herald sounds like a good deal
In reply to Curmudgeon:
Where do you think your going?you started this thread to postwhore in,get busy.
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