Curmudgeon wrote:oldeskewltoy wrote: I was going to ask you to leave me your cars.... then I saw it was a Jenson,....... best of luck in your battle...Oh you bastard. Just for that I'm gonna leave you a Triumph Herald.
Hmmmmm Hearld Coupe... or Vert would be WAY cool with a mostly stock 4AGE and a T50.... 
beat this... (the cancer)
Me, I think I'd like to have a Herald estate. Cool. 
In the 'really crappy timing' department, there is a Jensen GT for sale in Asheville. Damn damn DAMN. 
How goes things man? We're all pulling for you. Give us good news!!
So far so good. Headed out for another session in the microwave shortly. Docs are saying 6 to 7 weeks till I am able to go back to work. Lesley, that means I still have some free time... 
Good to hear. I was getting worried I might be chasing sf1 solo.
Curmudgeon wrote: So far so good. Headed out for another session in the microwave shortly.
Great, now I imagined you standing in the machine, rotating slowly, and then hearing a ding when you're done.
And now I imagined the same thing but you're wearing a medical gown with buttcrack showing 
Now is he gonna be like in a microwave where the outside is flaming hot but the center is still ice cold? I'm not checking that.
Yeah, I keep thinking about Hot Pockets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmHSe_S04CU
Yeah, Pat's a classy guy ain't he?
Curmudgeon wrote: Yeah, Pat's a classy guy ain't he?
i'm an applications engineer. i make things happen. all you gotta do is get the lady's buy-in, and you're $1500 away from having a kick-ass weekend.
Shoot, I figured you already had that done as well... Lesley is (understandably) gonna kick my ass if I don't shut up!
Curmudgeon wrote: Shoot, I figured you already had that done as well... Lesley is (understandably) gonna kick my ass if I don't shut up!
Why yes, yes she is. Someone video tape it.
I'd be an easy target right now.
Curmudgeon wrote: I'd be an easy target right now.
Addled by pain killers and delusional from treatments . Soldier on !
Im going to be in a similar situation in a week. Ankle surgery and a week flat on my back. Can i whore in your thread too?
And Lesley is safe. Painkillers tend to make less of a man of you. My wife giggled when the doctor warned her about that.
In reply to Dusterbd13:
I haz a sad.
Screw with the docs next time and bring microwave popcorn with you. Mutter something like, "I'm hungry..."
Dusterbd13 wrote: And Lesley is safe. Painkillers tend to make less of a man of you. My wife giggled when the doctor warned her about that.
Hmmm. My experience with heavy painkillers wasn't a loss of hydraulic pressure but an inability to ever cross the finish line. YMMV however.
Maybe that's why she giggled.
And carmudgeon: ill PayPal you ten bucks if you take a picture in the giant microwave nuking a bag of.popcorn. I really wanna see if it would work.
In reply to Appleseed:
I made a crack about balancing a Jimmy Dean sausage egg and cheese croissant on my chest; one of the techs screwed her face up as in 'WTF?'. The other looked at her and said 'he's making a microwave joke'.
I might bring a bag of Orville Redenbacher tomorrow morning.
Yeah seriously it won't work. What you should try, is taking a spider in there to see if you get superpowers
Mike with superpowers could be a scary thing
wbjones wrote: Mike with superpowers could be a scary thing
I would have to leave the state at a minimum. I'm not even sure the east coast would be safe anymore.
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