Watch what you say to people...

He'll get plenty of protein shakes in prison.

I think you guys will be disappointed, I don't know the details of the case or the law in WA, but in OH a simple assault is a first degree misdemeanor - no more than six months in jail and quite possible a lot less.

Too many people in prison for drug charges to be really punishing violent criminals you know. Priorities.

N Sperlo wrote: He'll get plenty if protein shakes in prison.

Okay, this made me choke laughing. Must stop reading forums while eating lunch.

(at least I didn't shoot rice through my nose)

ShadowSix wrote: I think you guys will be disappointed, I don't know the details of the case or the law in WA, but in OH a simple assault is a first degree misdemeanor - no more than six months in jail and quite possible a lot less. Too many people in prison for drug charges to be really punishing violent criminals you know. Priorities.

There's a good chance this is felony assault. The "that's what I do" comment implies intent.

MG Bryan wrote:

ShadowSix wrote: I think you guys will be disappointed, I don't know the details of the case or the law in WA, but in OH a simple assault is a first degree misdemeanor - no more than six months in jail and quite possible a lot less. Too many people in prison for drug charges to be really punishing violent criminals you know. Priorities.

There's a good chance this is felony assault. The "that's what I do" comment implies intent.

Yeah, this will most likely be a felony. Especially with a serious injury or death. Remember an aggravated assault charge is a felony. I would be willing to bet dollars to donuts this shiny happy person has a prior record too. He will be in jail for atleast a year.

Shadow, I was going to throw the word "intent" at you, but I see that has been taken care of for me. Fortunately, it should be very easy to show intent in this case especially with the turd's muttered statement.

Rather than sticking him in jail, I want him to be shackled to a E36 M3 job with 2/3 of every paycheck taken to payback the kid he injured for all the costs and pain and suffering he put him through.

Knurled wrote:

N Sperlo wrote: He'll get plenty if protein shakes in prison.

Okay, this made me choke laughing. Must stop reading forums while eating lunch. (at least I didn't shoot rice through my nose)

X eleventy.

Salanis wrote: Rather than sticking him in jail, I want him to be shackled to a E36 M3 job with 2/3 of every paycheck taken to payback the kid he injured for all the costs and pain and suffering he put him through.

I would love for this type of punishment to be given out. I don't think it would be constitutional though.

In reply to N Sperlo:

Meh, he will have to pay restitution when he gets out of jail/prison.

Some of you dudes seem really obsessed with anal sex.

Otto Maddox wrote: Some of you dudes seem really obsessed with anal sex.

What's the other kinds when you're talking about dudes?

In reply to Otto Maddox:

I was suggesting oral. Just to clarify.

92CelicaHalfTrac wrote:

Otto Maddox wrote: Some of you dudes seem really obsessed with anal sex.

What's the other kinds when you're talking about dudes?

N Sperlo wrote: In reply to Otto Maddox: I was suggesting oral. Just to clarify.

Hahahahahaa

N Sperlo wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Marjorie Suddard wrote: Quote from the dad: "If the glass (at the courtroom) wasn't there, I think I would have gone through the glass,"

I know he is in pain and just spounting gibberish... but it really would have been hilarious of the author to follow that with "It wasn't immediately clear how Mr. Foster planned to go through glass that wasn't there."

People say things this to me at work all the time. Its rather hard keeping a straight face sometimes.

Thanks, now I feel like less of a horrible person, because I was tempted to put something along the same lines in my original post, then let it go because his boy got gorked and even stupid people don't deserve that.

Margie

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