"Pink Mass" has made Westboro Baptist Church founder's mom gay in the afterlife
In reply to AngryCorvair:
oops, got the title wrong. it's the founder's mom who is now gay in the afterlife. Go Satan!
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people. I still chuckle at the thought of the WBC not being able to get tires fixed a while back.
That's awesome. I shared it as fact on Facebook that Fred phelps mother is gay!
Let's spread it around as fact. They believe the crap they spread, so this as well must be true. Treat it as such!
Joey
This brings an interesting conundrum. If the WBC truly believes in God, this is obviously a huge blow to their morality and what they stand for. HOWEVER- this could cause them to let the cat out of the bag and openly admit that they're really in it for the lawsuits- and they'd no longer be classified as a church, and all sorts of fun tax laws become their problem!
Anti-stance wrote: I think they are professional trolls.
I agree, they absolutely ARE. That's how they make their money, lawsuits and crap from getting pummeled by the rest of America. They know people are going to react. That's why I find this interesting. An overtly actually religious group is going to go out of their way to fight the curse of the gay, as it were. Otherwise, in a moment of absolute stupidity, one of em's gonna go HA JOKES ON YOU FOO! WE DONT CARE. That's when E36 M3 gets real. They've hidden a lot of their workings under religious laws- being a church and all. If they out themselves as not a church, E36 M3 gets more real.
Just till some dead soldier's father looses it as a funeral gets protested, and off a couple of them.
DoctorBlade wrote: Two bunches of attention hounds getting press. Sad.
When Dave Grohl, or a bike gang does it, it's awesome. When satanists do it, they're attention hounds. Got it.
poopshovel wrote:DoctorBlade wrote: Two bunches of attention hounds getting press. Sad.When Dave Grohl, or a bike gang does it, it's awesome. When satanists do it, they're attention hounds. Got it.
well, Dave Grohl was pretty awesome in the way he and the Foos got back at them. it was subtle, but it was awesome..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs
poopshovel wrote:DoctorBlade wrote: Two bunches of attention hounds getting press. Sad.When Dave Grohl, or a bike gang does it, it's awesome. When satanists do it, they're attention hounds. Got it.
The story only adresses TWO groups: satanists and the WBC. Thus my statement. Relax and don't assume things.
novaderrik wrote:poopshovel wrote:well, Dave Grohl was pretty awesome in the way he and the Foos got back at them. it was subtle, but it was awesome.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCsDoctorBlade wrote: Two bunches of attention hounds getting press. Sad.When Dave Grohl, or a bike gang does it, it's awesome. When satanists do it, they're attention hounds. Got it.
Agreed. This is pretty awesome IMHO as well, and I don't ASSume it's any more or less of an attention-grab.
novaderrik wrote:poopshovel wrote:well, Dave Grohl was pretty awesome in the way he and the Foos got back at them. it was subtle, but it was awesome.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCsDoctorBlade wrote: Two bunches of attention hounds getting press. Sad.When Dave Grohl, or a bike gang does it, it's awesome. When satanists do it, they're attention hounds. Got it.
IDK about wheeling your band out in costume and singing songs directly to the WBC in front of your own show is subtle... but it is awesome.
Truthfully- I fail to see the attention whored-ness of people fighting back. It's proven you can't just sock a few of them in the mush, but bikers, the foo fighters, rednecks with trucks, tire shops, and any other number of creative retaliation tactics make me think there's still hope for 'Merica yet. I only wish I could see some of it in person.
mndsm wrote:novaderrik wrote:IDK about wheeling your band out in costume and singing songs directly to the WBC in front of your own show is subtle... but it is awesome. Truthfully- I fail to see the attention whored-ness of people fighting back. It's proven you can't just sock a few of them in the mush, but bikers, the foo fighters, rednecks with trucks, tire shops, and any other number of creative retaliation tactics make me think there's still hope for 'Merica yet. I only wish I could see some of it in person.poopshovel wrote:well, Dave Grohl was pretty awesome in the way he and the Foos got back at them. it was subtle, but it was awesome.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCsDoctorBlade wrote: Two bunches of attention hounds getting press. Sad.When Dave Grohl, or a bike gang does it, it's awesome. When satanists do it, they're attention hounds. Got it.
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what really did it for me was the picture of the satan dude with his wang on the headstone. like putting his wang on the headstone somehow adds legitimacy to the whole "making someone gay in the afterlife" process. i noticed that he wasn't wearing his horns in that photo. i hope the lack of horns does not invalidate the process.
i noticed that he wasn't wearing his horns in that photo. i hope the lack of horns does not invalidate the process.
If you are going to do a job, do it right.
At that crucial moment in the ceremony the horns must be removed. This is necessary because the gayness moves from the area of the horns to the deceased spirit. The horns if left in place would impede the full gayness from passing to the deceased. Leaving her only bisexual in the afterlife. The whole point of the ceremony was to turn her fully gay.
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