Welp, I did my own research and some of you are going to be shocked and unwilling to accept

The REAL truth. But alas...

I love a good conspiracy theory.

As F1 conspiracy theories go, it's not that far out there.

In reply to Captdownshift (Forum Supporter) :

But Nico is a Finn, too.

(IMHO, it's pretty weak that he calls himself German when he's the son of Finland's first F1 champ)

Nico was born in Germany, couldn't speak Finnish and never lived there. His only link is his father's citizenship. Really, he lived in Monaco like the other rich kids.

Hey, I watched 4 terrible YouTubes videos. I'm now an expert. Jackie Stewart is actually a reincarnated Spitfire  mkVII. 

In reply to Appleseed :

Everytime Zanardi returns, he's made of more and more automobile components. (I say that as by all accounts he prefers it. I envy his perspective). 

Doesn't count unless there's a YouTube video. 

In reply to Scotty Con Queso :

I'm going to need someone's pickup truck to sit and film in. I'll get the sunglasses at 7-11 myself. 

LOL.  Copied and sent off to my F1 friends. That is great. 

I get my F1 updates through the new wussified woke Autoweek, so this seems very possible.