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mtn
mtn MegaDork
12/13/14 1:32 p.m.

My cousins have all decided that this year, instead of picking names from a hat, we're just going to do a grab-bag with a $20 gift. "Cleverness and Humor is always appreciated"

So what should I do? I was thinking a bottle of booze. 4 females, 1 who is 16, the other 3 25-27. 9 males ages 20 to 37, 6 of them between 22 and 27.

What would you guys get?

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
12/13/14 1:39 p.m.

Booze is smart, except for the underage kiddos. For some reason a copy of 50 shades of gray came to mind.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UltimaDork
12/13/14 1:46 p.m.

???? Isn't tools always the answer?

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UltimaDork
12/13/14 1:47 p.m.

Once I asked my SILaw for a case of oil. They were pissed. Didn't I want a nice dress shirt?

No.

John Welsh
John Welsh Mod Squad
12/13/14 2:08 p.m.

A 36 pack of condoms.
Stuff 'em into a nice box (or put' em in a can.)

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
12/13/14 2:43 p.m.

We do that with my wife's cousins, mostly girls. Those woven heavy knit slippers that are calf high and have a soft leather pad seems to go very well.

bluej
bluej UberDork
12/13/14 2:44 p.m.

http://gizmodo.com/5671286/the-worlds-largest-gummy-worm-is-wrong-on-so-many-levels

random google image search:

It's $28 on amazon so a little over but I bet it'll be ok. I'm getting one as a gag gift for my gf's brother

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
12/13/14 2:49 p.m.

Condoms in the Can, see what you did there.

singleslammer
singleslammer PowerDork
12/13/14 2:56 p.m.
bluej wrote: http://gizmodo.com/5671286/the-worlds-largest-gummy-worm-is-wrong-on-so-many-levels random google image search: It's $28 on amazon so a little over but I bet it'll be ok. I'm getting one as a gag gift for my gf's brother

Not what I thought that was...

singleslammer
singleslammer PowerDork
12/13/14 2:59 p.m.

I say a bottle of Doctor Migillicuddy's peppermint schnapps and a box of condoms wrapped in some sort of Danish cookie tin.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UltimaDork
12/13/14 3:19 p.m.

Is this a shameless plug for the GRM and CM $10 per year magazine subscription? Sheesh.

John Welsh
John Welsh Mod Squad
12/13/14 3:49 p.m.

I believe the shameless plug is photoed above.

John Welsh
John Welsh Mod Squad
12/13/14 3:51 p.m.

If these are people you do not particularly like, there is always the Sugar Free Gummy Bears.
Read the reviews

Peabody here
Peabody here UltimaDork
12/13/14 6:40 p.m.
mtn wrote: I was thinking a bottle of booze. 4 females, 1 who is 16 What would you guys get?

I see no flaw in this plan.

hotrodlarry
hotrodlarry HalfDork
12/13/14 8:07 p.m.

I picked up a gift set of hot sauces for my boss at WalMart for $15. Had 8 different sauces and came in a corny looking suitcase type box.He thought it was a great gift when I showed it to him.

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
12/14/14 7:24 a.m.
Zomby Woof wrote:
mtn wrote: I was thinking a bottle of booze. 4 females, 1 who is 16 What would you guys get?
I see no flaw in this plan.

RIGHT!?

asoduk
asoduk HalfDork
12/14/14 9:53 a.m.

as a practical joke, Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears. Just read the Amazon reviews if you're not familiar.

As something more fun, spend an extra $5 on a Cards Against Humanity deck.

92dxman
92dxman SuperDork
12/14/14 2:37 p.m.

If you go on eBay, you could find Swiss Army knives for $20 all day long. Perfect gift for the dudes.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
12/14/14 5:23 p.m.

Portable Bluetooth speaker.

fritzsch
fritzsch Dork
12/14/14 6:22 p.m.

Antique wall mounted bottle opener

jmthunderbirdturbo
jmthunderbirdturbo HalfDork
12/14/14 8:04 p.m.
JohnRW1621 wrote: I believe the shameless plug is photoed above.

hahahahahahahahaahahahaaaa ive been cackling at my work table for 15 minutes...

-J0N

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
12/14/14 9:47 p.m.
jmthunderbirdturbo wrote:
JohnRW1621 wrote: I believe the shameless plug is photoed above.
hahahahahahahahaahahahaaaa ive been cackling at my work table for 15 minutes... -J0N

Ok, someone owes me a keyboard..... dammit...

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill PowerDork
12/15/14 9:06 a.m.
JohnRW1621 wrote: I believe the shameless plug is photoed above.

Most of the office is STILL giving me weird looks.

DaveEstey
DaveEstey PowerDork
12/15/14 10:07 a.m.
JohnRW1621 wrote: I believe the shameless plug is photoed above.

50 internet points for you, sir.

bluej
bluej UberDork
12/15/14 11:24 a.m.
Hungary Bill wrote:
JohnRW1621 wrote: I believe the shameless plug is photoed above.
Most of the office is STILL giving me weird looks.

the comment on top of her smug grin is just.. well played.

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