Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
4/26/15 7:58 a.m.

Hurricanes, bath salts, all kinds of craziness. And just when the rest of the nation goes 'whew, haven't heard anything for a few days' Florida Man strikes again: http://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2015/04/22/florida-man-tries-kiss-cottonmouth-snake-hospitalized-bite/

Will
Will SuperDork
4/26/15 9:38 a.m.

I'm just going to assume that we're the ones paying for his medical care.

We could solve the budget deficit in minutes if we'd just enact a tax on doing stupid E36 M3.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
4/26/15 9:51 a.m.

I've got news for you. It's not just Florida.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/26/15 1:07 p.m.

No, just the epicenter.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
4/26/15 1:28 p.m.

almost a Darwin award winner

secretariata
secretariata HalfDork
4/26/15 8:18 p.m.
mad_machine wrote: almost a Darwin award winner

Such a shame we had a loser...

Nick_Comstock
Nick_Comstock PowerDork
4/26/15 10:31 p.m.

My wife heard this story the other day and asked me who in the world would attempt such a stupid thing, I looked at her and without hesitation we both said "ERIC!!!" I'm positive that he would have attempted it, and he's not even in Florida.

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku PowerDork
4/28/15 10:19 a.m.

Local radio show here in Detroit has a segment called "MAN, Florida's F'd up"

Enyar
Enyar Dork
4/28/15 2:59 p.m.

Full of crazies down here...stay up North where it's safe.....

16vCorey
16vCorey PowerDork
4/28/15 3:32 p.m.

The funny thing about "florida man" is, if you look it up in a google image search, a mug shot from Evansville, IN. is the first result. Here in Evansville, we don't do as much dumb E36 M3 as they do in Florida, but when we do it, we make it count.

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
4/28/15 3:58 p.m.

Growing up in Kentucky, the joke was, "If we catapulted our stupidest citizens across the river to Indiana, the IQs of both states would go up."

(Sorry, Corey, couldn't resist.)

Margie

novaderrik
novaderrik UltimaDork
4/28/15 10:51 p.m.
mad_machine wrote: almost a Darwin award winner

only if he hasn't created any offspring yet... and the odds of that are sadly pretty low..

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