What's the strangest trade offer you've received trying to sell a car or anything else?

In reply to akylekoz :

Ewww.  

DeadSkunk (Warren) said:

I sold an old bucket seat on Saturday. The young fellow showed up with the $25 in hand . He saw my ND-RF in the garage and offered me a Bobcat for it !  Uhhhh....no.

You'd be shocked how much some Bobcats are worth. We're talking skid-steers, right?

In reply to Appleseed :

Given how clapped out his minvan was, I suspect the Bobcat was far from pristine.

In reply to Appleseed :

My first thought was Mercury

stanger_mussle (Supported by GRM undergarments) said:

I have my own non-running, untitled junk at home, thank you very much.

This needs to go on a t-shirt or a bumper sticker.

In reply to Datsun240ZGuy :

This one really gets my dander up too. As if I'm going to give you a 50% discount for paying with...money?!?!

In reply to budget_bandit :

I always counter with double the original price

In reply to budget_bandit :

I was getting for bed and some guy messages me at 10pm saying he wants to come over around 11pm with cash and look at my '09 Civic I had for sale on FBM.

Okay.......

I was once offered ritalin as a trade; didn't take it because there was only one way I was gonna find out if they were legit pills or not.