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Woody
Woody MegaDork
3/13/13 1:18 p.m.

Habemus Papam.

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
3/13/13 1:21 p.m.

I wonder if they picked the mafia guy (again)
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2013/03/angelo-scola-anti-mafia-investigation/62998/

BTW, funny movie for those of you not easily offended by intentional sacrilege.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pope_Must_Die

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH UltimaDork
3/13/13 1:23 p.m.

I only realized today that I do, in fact, care who the next pope is.

I would like him to be a land tortoise, lobster, or giant sequoia if possible, so that I won't have to suffer through another round of pope-related news in my lifetime.

Klayfish
Klayfish Dork
3/13/13 1:29 p.m.

Bad head gasket? Oh...that white smoke.

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
3/13/13 1:43 p.m.
Klayfish wrote: Bad head gasket? Oh...that white smoke.

I have more faith in the bad gasket.....

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
3/13/13 1:47 p.m.
Woody wrote: Habemus Papam.

White smoke isn't always a pope issue. Sometimes it's a head gasket.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
3/13/13 2:02 p.m.
Datsun1500 wrote: I'm not religious at all, but I am in Rome at the moment. It's a pretty cool day to be here. I was at St. Peter's earlier.

Probably like Cabal, right? Watch out for long dresses and big hats. Some of those are dudes.

bravenrace
bravenrace PowerDork
3/13/13 2:04 p.m.
Datsun1500 wrote: I'm not religious at all, but I am in Rome at the moment. It's a pretty cool day to be here. I was at St. Peter's earlier.

Does it smell like the air is polluted?

bgkast
bgkast Reader
3/13/13 2:18 p.m.

Lucas Electronics?

BoxheadTim
BoxheadTim PowerDork
3/13/13 2:23 p.m.

Magneti Marelli.

eastsidemav
eastsidemav HalfDork
3/13/13 2:25 p.m.

I can't help but think of the Vatican City scene from Eurotrip

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
3/13/13 2:31 p.m.

The Cardinal from Argentina got the nod.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair PowerDork
3/13/13 2:31 p.m.

Lighten up, Francis!

scardeal
scardeal Dork
3/13/13 2:33 p.m.

Pope Francis I is the first South American pope, first Jesuit pope and first pope to take the name Francis. He was formerly the Archbishop of Buenos Aires.

scardeal
scardeal Dork
3/13/13 2:34 p.m.

He was formerly Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio.

alfadriver
alfadriver PowerDork
3/13/13 2:37 p.m.
914Driver wrote: The Cardinal from Argentina got the nod.

Good thing the news spent so much time on potential popes- they got this one oh so very.... who?

mtn
mtn PowerDork
3/13/13 2:39 p.m.

I was hoping for a much younger Pope, someone in their 50's or early 60's. On the other hand, I am excited for a non-European.

integraguy
integraguy UltraDork
3/13/13 2:54 p.m.

The thing about Popes, tho, is that even if someone thinks they know the guy and believes he will lead in a certain way....they always seem to get it wrong.

As a Catholic, I was surprised to learn recently, that ANY male Catholic can be "appointed" as the Pope. You don't need to be a Cardinal, bishop, or even a priest, in theory you could be a brother or even a lay person, but the Cardinals are way to conservative to vote for someone who is not at least a Monsignor.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH UltimaDork
3/13/13 2:54 p.m.
mtn wrote: I was hoping for a much younger Pope, someone in their 50's or early 60's.

Me too, I want someone with some decades left in 'em, at 76 if he hasn't been watching his health I could have to sit through non-stop coverage of a camera pointed at a smoke stack at lunch again pretty soon.

Strizzo
Strizzo UberDork
3/13/13 2:55 p.m.

aircooled
aircooled PowerDork
3/13/13 2:58 p.m.

I wonder how easy he will be spot in the pizza

mtn
mtn PowerDork
3/13/13 2:58 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
mtn wrote: I was hoping for a much younger Pope, someone in their 50's or early 60's.
Me too, I want someone with some decades left in 'em, at 76 if he hasn't been watching his health I could have to sit through non-stop coverage of a camera pointed at a smoke stack at lunch again pretty soon.

What I remember from 2005 when he was a front runner as well, he lived in an apartment rather than the Cardinal's mansion, walked or drove or took a taxi rather than take the limo, and cooked his own meals. I'd imagine that based upon that lifestyle he is pretty healthy, but the age is just annoying to me. My uneducated guess is he has 10 good years at best, and this job is among the most stressful in the world.

Joe Gearin
Joe Gearin Associate Publisher
3/13/13 3:22 p.m.

With all of the troubles the church is facing it would have been nice to see a younger Pope. Someone with the energy to really change the culture of the papacy. Maybe someone who would spend the church's money on helping the poor and needy, as opposed to celebrating the church itself. Someone with the courage and vitality to really take on the established leaders who have contributed to the epidemic of pedophilia. The Catholic church is in need of someone who can restore trust and faith. It's a tall order for any man.....especially an old man.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UberDork
3/13/13 3:28 p.m.

That Cheech and Chong Pope routine keeps rolling through my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-zMZnY76Qk

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill HalfDork
3/13/13 4:49 p.m.

In reply to Datsun310Guy:

We were quoting that at work today

classic!

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