Colin Wood
Colin Wood Associate Editor
3/4/25 12:24 p.m.

Today I learned that there is a Plumbing National Championship.


BUT WAIT

There's also the U.S. Auto Tech National Championship:

 

Toyman!
Toyman! MegaDork
3/4/25 12:35 p.m.

Do they make them run to Lowes or the FLAPS for parts? 

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
3/4/25 12:42 p.m.

If those are the auto tech national championships, shouldn't they be working on a BMW Mini or a new Beetle? Or maybe they should have to assemble a Subaru engine and whoever's build blows up last wins? cheeky

VolvoHeretic
VolvoHeretic SuperDork
3/4/25 2:03 p.m.

How about the competitive nail driving championships?

 

DjGreggieP
DjGreggieP Dork
3/4/25 2:50 p.m.

So, its like the Skills competition I assist with but instead of students in High school / post secondary school its people from in the trades for a while and televised.

Skills Canada

Colin Wood
Colin Wood Associate Editor
3/4/25 2:57 p.m.
GameboyRMH said:

If those are the auto tech national championships, shouldn't they be working on a BMW Mini or a new Beetle? Or maybe they should have to assemble a Subaru engine and whoever's build blows up last wins? cheeky

I like that idea.

I say we also make them build a race for less than $2000–wait a minute ... wink

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/5/25 10:29 a.m.

I guess it’s not unlike MS Excel competitions. 

Colin Wood
Colin Wood Associate Editor
3/5/25 10:32 a.m.

In reply to David S. Wallens :

Those are insane to watch. And here I think I'm clever in remembering a shortcut command to add a few values together.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
3/5/25 10:33 a.m.
Colin Wood said:

Today I learned that there is a Plumbing National Championship.

 

Well, E36 M3.  Never would have guessed.

secretariata (Forum Supporter)
secretariata (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
3/5/25 10:59 a.m.

So are points added or deducted for showing plumber's crack?

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt UltimaDork
3/5/25 12:41 p.m.

The original Paris Olympics had all sorts of weird events - firefighting, artillery, ballooning, fishing, mail delivery, and more. It's too bad the modern Olympics takes itself too seriously.

Colin Wood
Colin Wood Associate Editor
3/5/25 12:49 p.m.
MadScientistMatt said:

The original Paris Olympics had all sorts of weird events - firefighting, artillery, ballooning, fishing, mail delivery, and more.

I'd watch the heck out of those.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/5/25 1:01 p.m.

In reply to MadScientistMatt :

New York firefighter drill teams!

 

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/5/25 2:45 p.m.

And now I’m wondering if there’s a championship for editors of the written word. 

ClearWaterMS
ClearWaterMS HalfDork
3/6/25 2:46 p.m.
David S. Wallens said:

And now I’m wondering if there’s a championship for editors of the written word. 

you mean like the Pulitzer?

 

ClearWaterMS
ClearWaterMS HalfDork
3/6/25 2:47 p.m.
secretariata (Forum Supporter) said:

So are points added or deducted for showing plumber's crack?

no but you do get bonus points if you show up when you say you will
no points lost for over stating the level of difficulty, making it sound really scary, over estimating the job, etc.  

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Tech Editor & Production Manager
3/6/25 3:51 p.m.
GameboyRMH said:

If those are the auto tech national championships, shouldn't they be working on a BMW Mini or a new Beetle? Or maybe they should have to assemble a Subaru engine and whoever's build blows up last wins? cheeky

Yeah I feel like they should all be doing Audi timing chains and there should be a mischevious pug that runs around stealing 10mm sockets during the competition.

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Tech Editor & Production Manager
3/6/25 3:53 p.m.

And we may as well toss competitive circle drawing in here

 

ClearWaterMS
ClearWaterMS HalfDork
3/6/25 4:16 p.m.
JG Pasterjak said:
GameboyRMH said:

If those are the auto tech national championships, shouldn't they be working on a BMW Mini or a new Beetle? Or maybe they should have to assemble a Subaru engine and whoever's build blows up last wins? cheeky

Yeah I feel like they should all be doing Audi timing chains and there should be a mischevious pug that runs around stealing 10mm sockets during the competition.

i would fast forward through that to watch all of the pug moments for sure :)

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