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GVX19
GVX19 Reader
6/19/18 1:28 a.m.

I need your help.

Yes you!

I need some saying and slogans. 
For license plate frames. 

So.... what do you have?

If I like your idea you get your frame Free. 

 

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
6/19/18 4:55 a.m.

In the future...

This car ran when parked

ddavidv
ddavidv PowerDork
6/19/18 7:11 a.m.

On my '93 Lightning:

This truck just used all the gas your Prius saved.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
6/19/18 8:23 a.m.

"It's supposed to look like this."

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
6/19/18 8:24 a.m.

"Nice paint doesn't make it go faster."

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
6/19/18 8:25 a.m.

"Because racecar"

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill PowerDork
6/19/18 9:35 a.m.

A$$, gas, or grassroots motorsports magazine.

 

no one rides for free

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill PowerDork
6/19/18 9:37 a.m.

how to keep an (insult of your choice here) busy.

 

See other side

 

(same plate frame on the front)

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill PowerDork
6/19/18 9:38 a.m.

yeah, 

 

Well i like the tuna here.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
6/19/18 9:40 a.m.

I actually had these made: I have two sailboats, both are on trailers..

 

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt PowerDork
6/19/18 10:21 a.m.

My other car is even trashier.

Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
6/19/18 2:54 p.m.

WARNING! BRAKE LIGHTS DON'T WORK

TURN OFF YOUR BRIGHTS DAMMIT

IT'S PAID FOR DAMMIT

I BRAKE FOR UNICORNS

UNINSURED...MAKE MY DAY

DRIVER ED DROPOUT

LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS

BYE FELICIA

MY KID'S COLLEGE FUND

IF YOU CAN READ THIS (printed upside down).....CALL 911

MY EX-WIFE GOT THE BENTLEY  (BUT IT WAS WORTH IT)

WAS HIS

PUT DOWN YOUR DAMN CELLPHONE...YOU AREN'T THAT IMPORTANT

 

Robbie
Robbie PowerDork
6/19/18 2:59 p.m.

I watch movies while Tesla drives

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
6/19/18 3:19 p.m.

I have this one on the M3:

(I'm a longtime fan of the band and just found it amusing.)

SaltyDog
SaltyDog Reader
6/19/18 3:56 p.m.

My other car is a P.O.S. too!

stanger_missle
stanger_missle Dork
6/19/18 4:19 p.m.

Honk if something fell off!

Car might spontaneously combust

Mosquitos hate me!

"Inspirational Quote"

Fire is for effect only

This car may emit smoke and flames. This is normal.

Your bumper sticker changed my life!

dean1484
dean1484 MegaDork
6/19/18 4:30 p.m.

Inspection regs in MA make most of these illegal as the cover the plate type. I have failed several people for this after they refused to remove them. I photo it so it is in the RMV record so if another inspector passes it they can get in trouble and since we now photo the front and rear of the cars for all inspections it will be a tough one for them to circumvent. 

The short of it is install with care on your car making sure that the plate type is not concealed. 

barefootskater
barefootskater HalfDork
6/19/18 4:44 p.m.

Your mom says to put your belt on

 

dropstep
dropstep SuperDork
6/19/18 5:12 p.m.

Home built, watch for flying parts.

Caution: random tire smoke

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
6/19/18 5:30 p.m.

Kills bugs fast

Pete Gossett
Pete Gossett MegaDork
6/19/18 5:31 p.m.

In reply to GVX19 :

Here’s one for you: I was teaching my daughter to drive the Miata tonight, and at some point in the process she said “clutch in, dicks out”.

Ovid_and_Flem
Ovid_and_Flem Dork
6/19/18 5:47 p.m.

NO ABS , NO TRACTION CONTROL, NO AIR BAGS...LIVE DANGEROUSLY 

NO NEED TO COMPENSATE

barefootskater
barefootskater HalfDork
6/19/18 5:49 p.m.
Pete Gossett said:

In reply to GVX19 :

Here’s one for you: I was teaching my daughter to drive the Miata tonight, and at some point in the process she said “clutch in, dicks out”.

"Clutch in, Dicks out" gets my vote

akamcfly
akamcfly Dork
6/19/18 6:18 p.m.

Buckle up! Tonight we dine in Hell!

Knurled.
Knurled. MegaDork
6/19/18 6:20 p.m.

This car sees more dirt than your 4x4 ever will.

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