Worst grammar in a Craigslist add EVAR!

Had to share this. I think there are two periods in the whole thing.

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/cto/994854510.html

Hey wats up i got a G20 for sale the engine isnt working for me i know someone can get it back up and running. I really need it gone tho no less then 1500 for it i payed 3000 for it so its a big price reduction has alot of miles on it. Needs a new body has a dent in the back new head lights i also might sell the 2 12s orions i have in the trunk i put in blue leds in the car i might take them out but bose system came with car sounds amazing AC works great cold as ice heater works great to. i think the rims are 18's but they look great with the car. Sunroof leather interior driver seat is looking a lil ifie tho but still nice. Plz i need someone to get this i need a new car for my new born and in dier need of money!!!!!!!!! PS: in the Rim pic shows a nut missing i fixed all of them on all 4 tires also changed the CVs axiles

So the engine isn't running and it needs a new body and he might take all the good stuff out of it.

What exactly am I getting for my $1500?

Add in random punctuation here: "AC works great. Cold-as-ice heater works great too." Good to hear the heater does nothing at all.

Yeah...I was thinkig about retyping the whole thing with creative-license-punctuation for comical effect.

I love any sort of arbitrary value placed on a car that is based on what was paid for it during some other situation (like when it was running!).

Oh, yeah...I overpaid $3,000 for it...so half of that must be a good deal now...right?

Clem

Pfft I've seen far worse.

If he thinks those dinky little wheels are 18's I can only fathom what he thinks his "package" is...

$800 Porsche - punctuation not included:

looking to trade or sell my 1984 porsche 944 for something that runs the porsche does not the cylinder head needs to be put back on just dont have the time just bought new vavles and had the head machined call or text 815 219 6408 if interested or email me at tuck626@yahoo.com

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/964989168.html

I've seen FAR worse. You can actually follow what he's saying.

VAVLES!

But I do think that there are some gems umungst the poor typing. If they can't type right, then they might not realise what it's worth, to our advantage.

I personally like the shopping cart vantage point the best.

Clay wrote: Had to share this. I think there are two periods in the whole thing. http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/cto/994854510.html Hey wats up i got a G20 for sale the engine isnt working for me i know someone can get it back up and running. I really need it gone tho no less then 1500 for it i payed 3000 for it so its a big price reduction has alot of miles on it. Needs a new body has a dent in the back new head lights i also might sell the 2 12s orions i have in the trunk i put in blue leds in the car i might take them out but bose system came with car sounds amazing AC works great cold as ice heater works great to. i think the rims are 18's but they look great with the car. Sunroof leather interior driver seat is looking a lil ifie tho but still nice. Plz i need someone to get this i need a new car for my new born and in dier need of money!!!!!!!!! PS: in the Rim pic shows a nut missing i fixed all of them on all 4 tires also changed the CVs axiles

They need to hire this guy to write for the magazine. Especially if he promises to start every column with either "Hey wats up" or "We be driftin yo".

"Plz i need someone to get this i need a new car for my new born and in dier need of money!!!!!!!!!"

Its too late hes already reproducing. dear god. How can you raise a baby when you are too lazy to write PLEASE instead of PLZ and THOUGH instead of THO.

UP FOR SELL IS A 1984 FORDRANGER ITS FAAAAST LIKE REAALLY FAST ITS GOT A NAXCAR MOTER OR SOMTHING LWLZ IF YOU WANT ITS COUL BE DRIFT CAR BREAKS IS BRAN NEW AN CARBERATER IS REBUILD I GOT OVER 20K IN IT NEED TO SALE CUZ I GOTZ BILLS TO PAY LOL WILL TRADE FOR TURBO HONDA CRV HAS CUSTOM PEDALZ AN 8BALL SHIFT NOB VERY FAST NEW MFFLER NEED MONEY FOR SCHOOL BOOKS THO CALL BILLY 77089455867 BUT DONT CALL TO LATE CUZ MY GIRL GETZ MAD LLOL SOMEONE NEED TO BY THIS TRUCK CUZ ITS FAST MAYBE FOR RACE ON PINKS LOL OR GRASSTOTS MOTERSPORT $200 CHALANGECAR

poopshovel wrote: UP FOR SELL IS A 1984 FORDRANGER ITS FAAAAST LIKE REAALLY FAST ITS GOT A NAXCAR MOTER OR SOMTHING LWLZ IF YOU WANT ITS COUL BE DRIFT CAR BREAKS IS BRAN NEW AN CARBERATER IS REBUILD I GOT OVER 20K IN IT NEED TO SALE CUZ I GOTZ BILLS TO PAY LOL WILL TRADE FOR TURBO HONDA CRV HAS CUSTOM PEDALZ AN 8BALL SHIFT NOB VERY FAST NEW MFFLER NEED MONEY FOR SCHOOL BOOKS THO CALL BILLY 77089455867 BUT DONT CALL TO LATE CUZ MY GIRL GETZ MAD LLOL SOMEONE NEED TO BY THIS TRUCK CUZ ITS FAST MAYBE FOR RACE ON PINKS LOL

Now I have this image in my head of a lowered Ford Ranger with flares and wide tires.

Here is the entire text of a Craigslist ad for a 1973 MG Midget

BLUE RUNG AND DRIVE GREAT NO MANY TOYS MUST SELL

poopshovel wrote: UP FOR SELL IS A 1984 FORDRANGER ITS FAAAAST LIKE REAALLY FAST ITS GOT A NAXCAR MOTER OR SOMTHING LWLZ IF YOU WANT ITS COUL BE DRIFT CAR BREAKS IS BRAN NEW AN CARBERATER IS REBUILD I GOT OVER 20K IN IT NEED TO SALE CUZ I GOTZ BILLS TO PAY LOL WILL TRADE FOR TURBO HONDA CRV HAS CUSTOM PEDALZ AN 8BALL SHIFT NOB VERY FAST NEW MFFLER NEED MONEY FOR SCHOOL BOOKS THO CALL BILLY 77089455867 BUT DONT CALL TO LATE CUZ MY GIRL GETZ MAD LLOL SOMEONE NEED TO BY THIS TRUCK CUZ ITS FAST MAYBE FOR RACE ON PINKS LOL OR GRASSTOTS MOTERSPORT $200 CHALANGECAR

I already said NO. Stop calling and leaving this message on my phone.

http://scranton.craigslist.org/cto/990803542.html

OH GOD MY EYES.

Osterizer wrote: http://scranton.craigslist.org/cto/990803542.html OH GOD MY EYES.

This car is a project car and does need to be put together, but in no time it can be done I just don't have the time I mean skills. HUH

$30,000....

Stuc wrote: $30,000....

I am just thinking of what I could do with my 914 for 30K.

I nice six from a 911 runs about 10 to 12 thousand and I would still have enough left for Brembo brakes, steel flares, several sets of tires and wheels, a new trailer to haul it all

Looks to me like that G20 could be a good start toward a challenge car.

Ok this one is pretty good. Found on the Toronto Kijiji site.

l have a ....rs ...92 caromo with t tops glass non smoker ps .pw brakes pw widows pw locks . and lot of toys inside of it . it white new tires plus .. l have 3 cars it time to move it on , l just me no wife lol. like to trade it for a model.a for not running but got to have owenship . 2door only . like a coach ford or a coupe . pls

This ad made me think of this thread:

383 stoker (columbia)

Reply to: sale-997168979@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-01-17, 8:19PM CST

I bilt this motor about 6 monts ago It is a 383 STOKER Its 11.1 Its flat top motor It has a 292 comp cam and springs and valves kit It has vartech heads It has about 100 miles on it You can here it run All it needs is a good carb It has a HEI It is extenly blanced It has about 450hp it peck about 7200 rpm for more info plese call