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RevRico
RevRico UltraDork
9/15/17 9:29 a.m.

We've done first jobs, current, and I think favorite, but I don't remember a worst job thread so I thought I'd ask.

Worst is open to interpretation, pay co workers aspects of the job, etc. 

For me, it's a toss up between the 5 years at Sam Goody in a mall or the summer I spent doing precast concrete parking lot decks. 

The music store job should be self explanatory, selling garbage pop music to mindless trendy ****s, with Xmas music being piped in by corporate from Labor day to Valentine's day. 

Precast was the most physically demanding and lowest paying job I ever had. Through a temp company, so on top of only being minimum wage, they got a cut from every hour worked. 7am to 8pm, Monday through Friday, hauling rebar, dodging cement chutes, carrying buckets of wet concrete everywhere.  The only break was when the tension needed set on the cables going through the decks because after an accident we were no longer allowed in the warehouse while they set tension. 

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltimaDork
9/15/17 9:44 a.m.

I worked for an asbestos consulting firm for 5 years, doing air sampling during abatement and building inspections.  The company, pay and job sucked.  It was a successful company until the owner sold it to "investors".  When the economy dipped in 1992, they pulled the plug.   

ProDarwin
ProDarwin PowerDork
9/15/17 9:49 a.m.

My worst job ever was as a lifeguard at a small apartment complex pool.  So incredibly boring.  And the pay was not great.

My second worst job was at a defense contractor.  So incredibly boring.  But the pay was ok.

 

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 UltimaDork
9/15/17 9:53 a.m.

Most stressful is this one.

Most demanding and E36 M3ty was digging septec tanks by hand.

Thw worst, though, was a child protective services agent.

mtn
mtn MegaDork
9/15/17 9:54 a.m.

Lets see... I've been a caddy, a referee, an intern, specialist, analyst, analyst again. 

 

Worst was probably the first analyst. Didn't start that way. Ended that way, because of a supervisor. Pay was alright. There have been days as a referee (ice hockey, 4 year olds to college and adult leagues--basically everything short of professional) where I'd say this is the worst, but overall I love that gig (still doing it today) 

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UltimaDork
9/15/17 9:56 a.m.

Am****** Fiber Optic Products as a production supervisor.   

It's a product I never understood - I left here to get into industrial hoses. The management were tools and beat me down as we had daily 9am meetings where I was verbally beaten up.  Once I saw an engineer slam a door into the wall smashing the door knob through the drywall. 

The operations manager did teach me a new swear work when he thought I was feeding him crap - Bull berkeley.   

 

 

stuart in mn
stuart in mn UltimaDork
9/15/17 9:58 a.m.

Rounding up chickens in huge barns and then stuffing them into a truck for delivery to the processing plant.  Hot, smelly, dusty, arms and hands all scratched up from their feet and beaks, and also covered in chicken poop - they tend to projectile e36m3 when you grab them by the legs and carry them around upside down.  If I remember correctly, I made $2.50/hour at that job (it was 45 years ago.)

slefain
slefain PowerDork
9/15/17 10:00 a.m.

Krystals. Hands down.

The franchise owner was a hot head lunatic who was prone to throwing things, usually whatever he was eating for his lunch that day. A mini-chili dog makes a glorious explosion when hurled against a steel door.

We were routinely told to do things that were unsanitary or unsafe. Food was kept WAY longer than it should have been. That chicken sandwich on the warmer? Been there since lunch and it is now time for the dinner rush. Chili was made in large vats and served for DAYS. Get hurt on the job? Shut up and keep working. The place is LONG gone, so the community is safe now.

I worked just long enough to pay for my senior graduation trip and quit. After I got back from Cancun I got a job at a tire warehouse stacking tires, which was WAY better than dealing with fast food.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ UltraDork
9/15/17 10:01 a.m.

I spent one day delivering phone books in August in a hilly town where many houses had a full flight of stairs to get to the front door- and was fired at the end of the day because the manager at the loading depot decided my e28 was unsafe when he saw how much camber the rear suspension gained with a full load of phone books in the trunk cheeky

Huckleberry
Huckleberry MegaDork
9/15/17 10:06 a.m.

In the summer between high school and college ('86) I was a bottlecapper at a Pepsi plant.

That has to be the most mind-numbing job on earth. So much so that you look forward to breakdowns and the last hour of the day where you fill the trucks for the next AM just so you can walk around a little.  Adding to the awfulness - all the regular union guys were shiny happy people to me because I was just summer help and they were doing that for the rest of their lives, or, maybe they just hated me because I'm an shiny happy person. Either way - they were dicks. Piling on top of mindnumbing and hostle... I slipped while standing on the fork truck forks dumping a bucket of broken bottles into a dumpster and got myself a bunch of stitches in my calf from landing in a whole dumpster of broken glass. No swimming for summer! Great. It sliced right thru the leather upper of my work boots.  I was lucky not to hit something important and bleed out.

  On my last day I got framed for crushing a Dodge Colt sales car with a pallet of 2L bottles that toppled from being stacked incorrectly. I had driven the fork truck earlier that day to dump glass and I wasn't technically allowed to but the jackwads were lazy and preferred that I do the E36 M3 jobs so they didn't ever say not to. So... the guys who stacked the stock claimed I bumped the bottom pallet and it fell later. It was already late August and I was quitting to go to Penn State in a week anyway so I wished cancer on the lot of them and left. Maybe I did bump the pallet.  

 

 

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt PowerDork
9/15/17 10:10 a.m.

Worked for one summer as a cook in a Waffle House. Held on to that job mostly to prove to myself that I could stick out any job for three months before going back to college. There were at least three people who joined and quit within the time I was working there. Not as bad as Slefain's Krystal, although there was one time I got into an argument with a waitress over whether a nasty, slimy lettuce should be cleaned up and chopped up and I ended up opening the back door and throwing the lettuce as far as I could...

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UltimaDork
9/15/17 10:11 a.m.

In reply to stuart in mn : wasn't that a movie? Napoleon Dynamite?    

 

wearymicrobe
wearymicrobe UberDork
9/15/17 10:15 a.m.

Spoiled meet processing plant. Dying meet blue and stripping out the bones and recording the tags from the supermarkets that sent it in. I can still smell it 22 years later. 

Brian
Brian MegaDork
9/15/17 10:24 a.m.

Tough call. Either the dish job that pushed me to a nervous breakdown, or the assembly line job that gave me anxiety attacks before I even started and quit after 3 days. 

HonestSpeedShop
HonestSpeedShop Reader
9/15/17 10:37 a.m.

Carmax for sure. Being lied to, ling to customers and doing some questionable repairs... all for pennies. 

Tony Sestito
Tony Sestito PowerDork
9/15/17 10:38 a.m.

Buckle in, folks! This gets a bit personal, but I hope anyone in the situation that I was in can learn something from it.

For a long time, I thought nothing could top my 4+ years slinging auto parts at Autozone part time while attending a local college. Working there showed me the worst in humanity. I saw selfishness, desperation, and flat-out violence from both customers and co-workers on a near-daily basis. Their corporate culture drove me to write an Anthropology paper that, after I submitted it, was asked by my professor to switch my major due to the unique insight I provided in how that company operated on a whole. My time there darkened my soul and filled me with disdain for my fellow man. Retail, as they say, is hell. 

But that wasn't the worst. Not by a longshot. 

After slinging auto parts for those 4+ years, I graduated college and got a "real job" working an entry level position for a giant in the Finance industry. Promises of climbing the corporate ladder in the hopes of making decent money were laid at my feet by people I knew that worked in the field, and that things would be "easy". 

LIES.

After busting my rear for a year, I was in line for a promotion. I did everything by the book and did it well. When it came time to move up, the job was given to someone off the street with absolutely no experience who knew the hiring manager, and I was shipped off to another team to start the process again. A year later, I got that promotion, and a year after that, I got demoted. The person they had hired to replace my entry level position got jailed in another state, and I had to cover for him for close to A YEAR while company policy didn't allow for his firing and replacement. When he finally came back, they just kept me in that role and moved him to another, while all my peers moved up. I wasn't happy.

I frantically looked for a new position, and found one inside the company at another location, a lateral move. I interviewed and got the position, but it was a huge change and I stuck out like a sore thumb on the new team. At that point, I needed the stability of a steady (albeit low paying) job, so I just ate my crap sandwich and slogged on for another 4 years. Then, somehow, that situation got even worse. 

I worked on a team of about 8 people performing a crucial, specialized function. It was me, two other guys, and the rest were middle aged women. My boss was tough, but she liked me and the other guys. The middle-aged clique liked to gossip, and they also liked to act like they were in high school. They began data mining me through social media accounts and getting into very personal things to the point where I had to block them all and ask friends to do the same. They even went as far as asking other employees (one of which was a VP that happens to be my wife's uncle) about personal things having to do with my marriage. Another coworker was going through a divorce, and they were all over him as well. They even started going after my boss, who was having some serious health issues at the time. It became an extremely hostile work environment very quickly, and our HR department wouldn't do anything to help me or the other guy. In fact, WE got in trouble somehow; they decided to write us up due to a "zero tolerance" policy, and we were the victims. They wouldn't let anyone transfer out either, as we were the only 8 employees in a company of 30k+ that could perform our function. My boss ended up quitting, going to work in Retail Hell over dealing with that mess. 

Also, along the way, a new CEO replaced the one who was actually good to the employees. He cut all funding for holiday celebrations, cut entire business units off like dead branches on a rotting tree, held back raises and bonuses for years on end, and lined the pockets of the board of directors in the process. For over a year straight, every last Wednesday of the month, jobs would get cut. No one knew which jobs would be on the chopping block, so you would sit there at your desk and wait for security to make their rounds and grab people to remove from the building. We saw people that worked right next to us getting carted off, and you could feel the fear in the pit of your stomach as they roved the aisles of the floor looking for careers to kill. They were unceremoniously kicked out like common criminals, sometimes without being able to gather their belongings (they would ship them to you in a box if you were lucky).  And when the holidays approached, the cuts would get more widespread. The day before Thanksgiving would usually have the biggest layoff numbers of the year. Cold and heartless. 

Because of all this, my stress level was through the roof, and the place drove me into the darkest places one could imagine. My mental state was unfathomable, and severe depression began to take hold. I ambled along like a dead husk of my former self. My motivation and will to live was crushed by corporate indifference. I felt like I had a gun to my head, and I wanted them to pull the trigger to end it. It was that bad. 

After hitting rock bottom and remaining in that pit for so long, I finally made the decision to get out, and it was the best thing I ever did with my career. I hit the jackpot with my current role. I got lucky and knew the right people, and got a good job that's closer to home that's rewarding and more suited to my skill set.

Also, with the stress level down, I found more time (and mental capacity!) to be able to write about cool cars. smiley 

John Welsh
John Welsh MegaDork
9/15/17 10:50 a.m.

In reply to Tony Sestito :

Wow, I guess I have had it good.  

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair UltimaDork
9/15/17 10:54 a.m.

Summer job, 11th grade:  Cold-caller for a condo time share, the kind where the customer has to sit through an hours-long sales pitch to get the discount rate on some crappy hotel somewhere.  Minimum wage, plus 50c for every call that got far enough to transfer to a "closer" (who signed the customer up for the info session), another 50c for each customer that actually signed up for the info session, and I think another $1 if the customer actually showed up to the info session.  

I shouldn't really call it a summer job, it was more like a two days in June job.

Ranger50
Ranger50 UltimaDork
9/15/17 10:59 a.m.

Worst job was the 12hrs I wasn't prepared for inserting newspaper inserts by hand in 2005! Wtf?!?!?

My current job might be second from the incompetence of management... Too many chiefs making rules the Indians still don't have time to complete then bitching about how the rules aren't being followed....

John Welsh
John Welsh MegaDork
9/15/17 11:01 a.m.
AngryCorvair said: 

I shouldn't really call it a summer job, it was more like a two days in June job.

Coffee's for closers.     Did you win 3rd prize in the sales contest?  

The0retical
The0retical SuperDork
9/15/17 11:05 a.m.

Tier one network support. I've actually held two jobs in this position. Everyone hates you because their connection isn't working and are never pleased even if you get it working again. My time doing that type of work left scars on my personality which exist to this day.

A close second is the several months spent as the new guy in a MRO facility for commercial aircraft. Pulling interiors and lavatories all day every day for months. I eventually was moved out of doing that when they discovered that I have a penchant for doing avionics work, I'm not scared of heights, and, despite my size, I'm able to fit really small spaces stuffed with electronics without freaking out.

SaltyDog
SaltyDog New Reader
9/15/17 11:12 a.m.

In reply to stuart in mn :

Wow!

I'd forgotten about that one. The smell has to be experienced to be believed. Burns your eyes, nose and throat. And you had to hold them, 3 in each hand, long enough for them to each get a shot before loading them.

Would have been about 38 years ago for me. I remember it paying better though. Above minimum wage anyway.

Nick (Bo) Comstock
Nick (Bo) Comstock MegaDork
9/15/17 11:24 a.m.

I've had jobs I hated parts of. I don't think I've had a job I could classify as the worst. In general I hate manufacturing/warehouse work. Those are the ones I've came close to having a mental breakdown in. I'd much rather be digging holes in the middle of winter than that.

The E36 M3tiest work was installing interior drainage systems in flooded crawl spaces. 10-12 hours digging trenches in a crawl space with at most 18" of clearance that has there inches of standing water and the fiberglass insulation has fallen out from the joists combined with various sewer line leaks and dead rodents is certainly not fun. But I wouldn't call it a bad job, because it was a job. 

chandler
chandler PowerDork
9/15/17 12:01 p.m.

Line cook at Fazolis, I remember cooking huge vats of spaghetti then dumping the water out into a trough...except the guy I was working with didn't put the splash guard on correctly and he ended up burning his apron and pants into his legs. Talk about a smell you'll never forget...

 

edit: my parents moved four years ago and said I had a box of stuff in the basement. When I picked up the box the bottom fell out from the residual OIL from buttering breadsticks that were still in my work clothes fifteen years later? Yuck

Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition SuperDork
9/15/17 12:27 p.m.

I hate food service and had a few such jobs working through or saving for college.  Mostly pizza places.

The worst was the graveyard shift in an Air Force mess hall.  All they served at that hour was breakfast-- eggs and bacon and SOS.  The food was actually good and prepared well-- but my job was washing the pots and pans.  Every night I got about 50 heavy metal trays about 2.5' x  3.5' that had been used to cook bacon that I had to wash by hand.  You can imagine the amount of bacon grease that created.  Lots of hot water and soup and hours of scrubbing.  The trays were inspected by a supervisor and if he rubbed his finger on one and it felt greasy at all it would have to be redone.  The hourly wage was pretty good for such a menial job, but going home at 6am after a long night's work meant I was no good for anything until I got up and went to work again.  Made me glad to get back to getting an education just so I wouldn't have to do E36 M3 like that any more.

The upside is that I also helped food prep and I learned how to crack six eggs in two hands at once...

 

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