93EXCivic
93EXCivic SuperDork
2/3/11 10:04 p.m.

I just saw an ad for a sex shop in which they were offering to swap guns for sex toys. I guess that brings new meaning to make love not war.

Woody
Woody SuperDork
2/4/11 1:27 a.m.

Where is this place? I've got a trunk full of old sex toys and I'm really pissed off.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
2/4/11 7:13 a.m.

Used sex toys? I hate borrowing someone's socks.

Ian F
Ian F SuperDork
2/4/11 7:15 a.m.

Umm... I think he meant - give the shop old guns, they give you new sex toys... not the other way around.

16vCorey
16vCorey SuperDork
2/4/11 7:23 a.m.

Yeah, but it's funnier the other way around.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
2/4/11 7:24 a.m.

No, i think they definitely meant give us your worn, your battered, your broken etc. Thats great news! What can i get for this old hamster?

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
2/4/11 7:26 a.m.

I don't think I want to meet the woman that can wear the lobes off a vibrator's vibrator.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy SuperDork
2/4/11 7:32 a.m.
914Driver wrote: I don't think I want to meet the woman that can wear the lobes off a vibrator's vibrator.

Are you sure about that? might be fun

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
2/4/11 7:33 a.m.
914Driver wrote: I don't think I want to meet the woman that can wear the lobes off a vibrator's vibrator.

Agreed, i dont need that kind of pressure to perform

93EXCivic
93EXCivic SuperDork
2/4/11 9:42 a.m.

You give them the gun, they give you sex toys. I do think the other way is funnier and better since my friends tend to give each other sex toys as gag gifts.

triumph5
triumph5 Dork
2/4/11 9:45 a.m.

Considering the ATF's staff was busted for surfing hours and hours of porn every day about 5 months or so ago, maybe their ex-employees have gone into business....

93EXCivic
93EXCivic SuperDork
2/4/11 10:01 a.m.

This particular store also has a drive-thru.

mndsm
mndsm SuperDork
2/4/11 10:05 a.m.

Drive through sex toys? Gives a whole new meaning to "special sauce"

Chebbie_SB
Chebbie_SB HalfDork
2/4/11 10:59 a.m.
93EXCivic wrote: This particular store also has a drive-thru.

Imagine "Jabba-the-hut" feeling a little frisky pulling up to the drive-thru.... "Umm, Squirmy-Squirrel XXL , 2 gallon vat of slip/n/slide....." well it just gets worse from there on out !

mad_machine
mad_machine SuperDork
2/4/11 11:42 a.m.

better than an in-an-out burger

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair SuperDork
2/4/11 11:47 a.m.
16vCorey wrote: Yeah, but it's funnier the other way around.

that's what she said

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
2/4/11 12:52 p.m.

alex
alex SuperDork
2/4/11 1:10 p.m.

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