WTF!! and OH MY GAWD!!

Haven't seen this posted yet......

Breakdown is this....

15 year old South African girl is born with no va-jay-jay. Said girl is in the process of, ahem, giving "oral communication" to her boyfriend when a ex-boyfriend interrupts them. Knife fight ensues, girl is stabbed twice in stomach. 278 days later gives birth via c-section.

Discuss!!

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-pregnant-through-a-stab-wound/

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2010/02/01/ncbi-rofl-thats-one-miraculous-conception/

So, does Stabby McStabberton count as baby daddy in this case?

"Knife fight ensues:" That's a phrase not used often enough when describing my life.

That's like the Penthouse Forum/CSI and Michael Jackson's "Beat It" video all wrapped up in one story.

Kid should be named Houdini.

WHAT

The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings.

...speachless...

Why the berkeley were you on that first link? Please tell me you were linked there from somewhere else.

Carson wrote: Why the berkeley were you on that first link? Please tell me you were linked there from somewhere else.

I saw it linked somewhere. Fark maybe? I don't recall.

Pics. We need pics.

neon4891 wrote:

The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings.

...speachless...

Nothing says "Hey, sorry 'bout that" better than being handed a few cows...

You just can't make this stuff up .

Uh, I'm not sure what to say, but I just had to say something......

'Life will always find a way.'

But still,

"Life will find a way" is a line I have told many times to my granddsughters. Result? I'm a greatgrandfather. Their plumbing works better than their brains, I guess.

sorry about that stabbing thing before...Im sure Hallmark has a card that says "Angus heals all wounds" somwhere...

just sent those links to the local radio show, hoping i can hear about it on Monday...

Let me get this straight: She has no va-jay-jay and has boys fighting over her at 15, and I spent high school pretty much dateless?

Margie

Marjorie Suddard wrote: Let me get this straight: She has no va-jay-jay and has boys fighting over her at 15, and I spent high school pretty much dateless? Margie

How do I say this in a PG-13 manner...um...ah nevermind.

Yeah, I get it. I didn't then, though... I honestly couldn't figure out why those girls were popular.

Margie

yes, but at least you are not barefoot in some trailer park with a bunch of beat up cars and trucks strewn about the place trying to take care of a bunch of littleuns..... so in this case, 1 out of three is good!

That's also a Civil War Myth.