You know you have the best brother when...

...he randomly texts this to you.

It arrived during dinner the other night. 

I have a customer named Dan Snider and I call him Dee. 

See my sisters does this but with photos of me doing embarrassing stuff when I was a kid.

Have your wife send it back. With or without "we're not gonna take it."

Ironically, this photo makes him look like a guy who would, indeed, take it some more.

chandler said:

I have a customer named Dan Snider and I call him Dee. 

I had a Richie Cunningham and a Fabio.

When Fabio told me his name, I said "Bet you learned to fight in middle school." His answer was "It was a perfectly good name until that goof started making butter commercials.".

ShawnG said:

chandler said:

I have a customer named Dan Snider and I call him Dee. 

I had a Richie Cunningham and a Fabio.

When Fabio told me his name, I said "Bet you learned to fight in middle school." His answer was "It was a perfectly good name until that goof started making butter commercials.".

i have the same name (including middle name) as the "to catch a predator guy"  

Just last week the host at a restaurant asked me to take a seat over there (which I did) only to realize he was trying to impersonate the guy from the TV show and looked at me weird when I sat down instead of following him to my table.  

All I have to say, when you tell me not to play, I say, No...No. No No."

I love the era - 

WWII dad told him to put a coat and tie on and comb his hair. We're all too sloppy today. 

Oh yeah, duh, the PS.

After dinner, my wife and I went shopping. 

My reply to my brother:

ClearWaterMS said:

i have the same name (including middle name) as the "to catch a predator guy"  

Just last week the host at a restaurant asked me to take a seat over there (which I did) only to realize he was trying to impersonate the guy from the TV show and looked at me weird when I sat down instead of following him to my table.  

Hanson? Can I  call you Chris Handsome?

Datsun240ZGuy said:

I love the era - 

WWII dad told him to put a coat and tie on and comb his hair. We're all too sloppy today. 

Is that a problem?  I'm not here to impress others.  I'm an animal.  I need food and shelter to survive.  Looking fancy isn't on that list.

Appleseed said:

ClearWaterMS said:

i have the same name (including middle name) as the "to catch a predator guy"  

Just last week the host at a restaurant asked me to take a seat over there (which I did) only to realize he was trying to impersonate the guy from the TV show and looked at me weird when I sat down instead of following him to my table.  

Hanson? Can I  call you Chris Handsome?

i've been married for almost 17 years if you call me Handsome you would be the first :)

and yes i'm Chris Hansen (with an E)

In reply to ClearWaterMS :

Theres a Boondocks episode with Chris Hansen and the Booty Warrior. Its beyond funny. NSFW