I have never done anything I'm not proud of.
Well maybe 
I have never done anything I'm not proud of.
Well maybe
Juvenile police reports with such phrases as "Blast radius","Fled in a canoe", and "strip bowling".
Changed the music at my graduation (1978) from Elvis "I did it my way" to Queen "We will rock you" with a bit of a volume increase.
Trapped my brand new Ex-wife in a car that would not run in the middle of an intersection on her way to work one morning. I even drove by and did the "roll down the window" motion at her and "I can't hear you" then drove off in a snit because she would not open the window!! I'm sure there was plenty of stuff in the 80s, but I really don't remember.
Won a Disco dance contest! I was very proud of myself...then I was not real proud of it for a while...Now I am kinda proud of it again!
Crap, I could write a book but I might end up in jail or shot.
Bruce
In high school, I went streaking.
Down an airport runway.
I got pulled over as a teenager on my bicycle at night. Cop said I needed a light.
I got away from the cops 2 times in one night.
The third time I didn't get away.
I still did not get arrested!
This does not say much for the cops,
or for me for going back a third time!
My blast radius event was never attributed to me. (wasn't me, who'd be so foolish?)
And the liquor store owner never did find out who was cutting the lock off his power panel! (I'll say no more)
A 4000 foot runway is more than enough to get up over 120 mph and stop again... with the airport manager as a passenger.
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
I stabbed a man in Reno just to feel him die.
I, apparently, have lived a very sheltered and insignificant life.
SkinnyG wrote: I, apparently, have lived a very sheltered and insignificant life.
At least you weren't homeschooled. I lead the very definition of a very sheltered and insignificant life.
I once eluded the police by running through a graveyard in a P71 while a funeral was taking place with unwilling passengers in the car screaming
I was also homeschooled.....
I got pulled over for speeding once. I was on a bicycle. 
45 in a 35. It was a steep hill. Cop let me go.
I am completely proud of this. I convinced my nephew to change his college major from what his mother wanted him to study to what he wanted to study. So the world has one more excited aspiring film maker and one less miserable software engineer.
In reply to iadr:
Thanks, I've been laughing at that all day.
G_Body_Man wrote:SkinnyG wrote: I, apparently, have lived a very sheltered and insignificant life.At least you weren't homeschooled. I lead the very definition of a very sheltered and insignificant life.
Look on the brightside- you are a shoe in for valedictorian
SkinnyG wrote: I, apparently, have lived a very sheltered and insignificant life.
+1
My buddy and I found an rx4 at the pick n pull. We got it down off its stands by using an engine hoist, unlocked the steering, installed 4 squashy wheels from a nearby FB, and pushed it 300 yards up to the front office. This was after being specifically told NOT to do this. We got cussed out big time, but they sold me the car.
I once blew up the bathroom so hard, the cat thought he did it. After he tried to bury his imaginary poo and couldn't, he ran in terror.
mndsm wrote: I once blew up the bathroom so hard, the cat thought he did it. After he tried to bury his imaginary poo and couldn't, he ran in terror.
Ha ha ha! I hate imaginary poo!
Joey
I narrowly avoided getting arrested for street racing down main st in the small town I went to HS in.
I was driving one of these:
Yes a 1985 Toyota Camry.
I flew to the USA to meet a girl I met on a chat site.
In reply to aussiesmg:
I thought I was bad driving to Albany. It worked out though so we can't really complain can we.
In reply to Wall-e:
Nope, but it was a pretty exciting trip too. 
Trans_Maro wrote: I loved driving my 1980 T/A with the T-tops out and Motley Crue cranked up on the stereo. This was only about 5 years ago.
Uhh, I did that last week!
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