Your top 5 people to have on your side in a barfight?

Uma Thurman, Tricia Helfer, Katee Sackoff, Bridget Fonda and Margie.

Oh yeah y'all are goin' DOWN

A Ninja, Samurai, Shaolin Monk, Gladiator, and a Pirate.

I'll take my two buddies Rob and Paul, (one a seriously angry rugbier, the other an MMA fighter), Chuck Liddell, Anderson Silva, and butterbean. [:)]

mario, princess diana, a halibut, luke skywalker and godzilla

The Queen
The Pope
The Gettes
The Rothchilds
and
Col. Sanders

jrw1621 wrote: Col. Sanders

My mom was his nurse in the hospital. Said he was a mean jerk

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Marcinko

I'll see your Richard Marcinko, and you raise you one Jack Churchill. Badass, and a gentleman.

Rosey Palmetta and her Four Sisters.

smith, wesson, sturm, ruger, and a ninja

Miata, E30, P71, ACR, SE-R.

'nuff said.

DirtyBird222 wrote:

ManofFewWords wrote: Me and any four of my buddies.

haha, out of all my friends there are about two or three I would trust having my back in a barfight, but lets just say I know that from experience...

My buddies would have already made friends with the bouncer as we walked in, tipped like Rockafellers and gotten a couple of rib jabs in while the "baddies" were being escorted out, as we stayed, and continued to drink.

I also know this from experience.

Autolex wrote: I'll take my two buddies Rob and Paul, (one a seriously angry rugbier, the other an MMA fighter), Chuck Liddell, Anderson Silva, and butterbean. [:)]

Yea....when I stated my friends I would trust from experience, my MMA fighter friend is one that I wouldn't want.

cutting to the chase: 20 guys trying to gang up on like 5 of my buddies, we walk over there (mma guy and i) and a couple of the guys start fighting, i look back and MMA dude has run back to my car and is in the back seat curled up like al ittle girl.....but he is undefeated to date in all his matches...like 5-0

Wyatt Earp, a shotgun (for Mr. Earp) Teddy Roosvelt, Robot from "The Day The Earth Stood Still"

Or the guy from Doom.(not the stupid move, the video game!)

"Bad-asses" forever have been "sending 'em to hell"

He went there, and killed 'em all again

Real life, or still alive? Easy! Todd Jarrett. Watch- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQhXkvAVV78

Jambo, Koko, Ivan, Snowflake, and Donkey Kong.

Not even Jackie Chan and Technoviking could beat an all-gorilla rumblin' crew.

J

maroon92 wrote: The Stig, Jezza, Randy Pobst, Per Schroeder, and Chuck

What, is it a bar fight at a track? We'd probably sit at the bar drinking and telling tall tales while Chuck Norris helped you out. I'm sure Chuck would be enough though, so thanks for buying a round for us!

For my Round 2:

Jason Bourne, Ash, Riddick, Chuck Cecil (Packers Vintage), Tyler Durden

AngryCorvair wrote: smith, wesson, sturm, ruger, and a ninja

Boooo.

Sam Colt, John Browning, Sir Hiram Maxim, Richard Gatling, and O.F. Mossberg.

Though Maxim and Gatling might have to stay in the van...

Kelly Pavlik, Jason Statham, Matt from Operacion Repo on TruTV for the roid rage effect, my sister(she laid out a dude in one punch, has been hit by a car and got up to go after the guy...) and Matt Roloff - you can't hit a midget in a scooter so he'll always be the last man standing.

"Tombstone" Wyatt Earp, The Russian from "Punisher," the dude who wears all the leather and fakes beating the hell out of George Clooney in "Ocean's Eleven," Sergeant Barnes from "Platoon," and Jason Bourne.

This thread=win.

Just 3: Turbo, Ozone and Special K.

Bar Fightin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Carrot top Agent smith Raphael...cuz a sai will mess you up plenty A little Van Dammage please And Blanka, cuz a guy who makes electricity come out of his skin is always FTW

Ok when I was in high school I worked at a certain trendy clothing store. Carrot Top was a regular there and man is that guy freakin creepy. He would randomly start petting peoples arms or hair whispering sweet nothings to them and do this for a good hour to two hours but we couldn't say anything because he would drop a couple Gs right afterwards. I knew he was in the store once and I felt something graze my arm, I snapped around and in proper board etiquette said "Oh sir would you please not touch me as it would result in great harm to your private region. Thank you, come again."

My 5 picks for barfighting buddies would have to be Jimmy Spencer, Sam Elliott, Mike Tyson, Steven Seagal, and Dalton (Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse). Of course, they are all in their prime - doing it right now would not be pretty.

Dick Marcinko for the win!

If it had to be real, still living people, Demo Dick would be #1 on my list.