KyAllroad
KyAllroad SuperDork
10/7/15 12:04 p.m.
That_Renault_Guy
That_Renault_Guy HalfDork
10/7/15 12:10 p.m.

What language is that written in?

Expire
Expire New Reader
10/7/15 12:27 p.m.

tradings on bang bangs.

Tom Suddard
Tom Suddard Associate Editor
10/7/15 1:16 p.m.

I think that's craigslist speak for guns.

Or hammers?

patgizz
patgizz PowerDork
10/7/15 1:31 p.m.

or hoes.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dork
10/7/15 1:43 p.m.

Let me try, I speak Craigslist...
Original text:
This car is a good running car I bought it as a play toy but no longer need it... Title is junk...car runs a drives perfect.. All it needs is tires but like I said title is junk..... (Everything works) it has 165000 miles it and yes it has a turbo.. Lol does it E36 M3 and git yes it does lol. I will not take parts off of it.. You buy it running.. Price we can work in it. Maybe do some trading on bang bangs or a nice Mathews bow.. Thanks!

Translation:
This car amazingly still functions despite the fact that I have beaten it mercilessly... I may have stolen it...I'm fairly certain the average person won't be able to tell how berkeleyed it is.. I won a burnout contest with it but like I said title is best used as toilet paper..... (Seriously there's no way you'll see the destroyed motor mounts and CV's) it has a broken odometer and yes it has a turbo.. For the love of god don't buy this I honestly have tried my best to kill it. Also, I am lazy. You buy it in its' current horrifying but loosely assembled state.. I just want enough money to buy a little more meth. I am willing to trade for potential murder weapons and/or prostitutes.. Thanks!

hobiercr
hobiercr Dork
10/7/15 1:53 p.m.

Ah, Seymour Indiana. What a crappy little meth-head populated town.

Furious_E
Furious_E Reader
10/7/15 3:15 p.m.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ wrote: ...Seriously there's no way you'll see the destroyed motor mounts...

All 5 of them, IIRC. Seriously, these things have a stupid number of motor mounts.

That's also exactly 1000x more than I paid for my last 850 and about 100,000x more than it's worth to deal with the trailer dwelling meth head trying to sell it.

stanger_missle
stanger_missle Dork
10/8/15 12:50 p.m.
hobiercr wrote: Ah, Seymour Indiana. What a crappy little meth-head populated town.

My ex-wife was born and raised there. I'll just leave it at that...

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