First update of 2022!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have had the little Jeep that never fails to fail for over 5 years now. I got MAYBE 60 miles of driving out of it and lots of headache. Last November I replaced the crank pulley for the alternator with a used OEM one. The OEM one was thicker and heavier than the OmixAda one that failed. Everything is good, right? Unfortunately not. During the last few miles of the drive when the pulley failed, the engine started popping through the carb with a little bit of engine speed. At that point I was beginning talks with my job about a possible promotion that would move me back to Michigan. I got the job, left the Jeep sitting because it ran good enough to drive on the trailer if needed, and started packing and getting the house ready to sell.
Fast forward to May 2022. We start moving all the garage stuff to a storage unit. While loading the Jeep on the trailer it starts puking coolant from the overflow after running for only a minute or so..... Great..... I kept saying to myself "Don't worry about it, just get it moved. Deal with it later". Drove it on the trailer, off the trailer, into the storage unit where it sat for 2 months, out of the storage unit, on the trailer, off the trailer, and into the new shop with it puking and popping all over the place as if to taunt me. I am going to do an ancestry background one of the days to see if my family built a house on an AMC executive's graveyard or something and I'm being haunted.
The whole time my life is going through major changes, the stupid little Jeep is always in the back of my mind. "Why did I ever buy this thing?" "Why didn't you take the low ball offers you got from people that wanted to buy it (but seriously, I would like to know where all these running/driving/super clean CJs are that people claim they are buying for 500 bucks. Maybe in 1989?).
A few weeks ago one of my friends came over to check out the new house and start getting the racecar ready for the Lemons race at Gingerman in October. Fully expecting to find a blown head gasket we decided to do a leak down. Surprisingly, all cylinders held pressure. I put my pressure tester on it and it held. It even held overnight. Weird. I decided to start it with the pressure tester on it and it never puked all the way to fully warmed up. I saw nothing abnormal with the radiator cap and it held pressure with no issues on the tester. Extra weird. Swapped the radiator cap off the Award Winning Disco'Stang and no puking. For the life of me I do not understand why that radiator cap is causing it to puke out the overflow after running a very short time, but a new one fixed that problem. Part of me wanted to experiment with the cap more by swapping it on other vehicles but I just accepted it was obviously aliens or the FBI messing with me and moved on. Now no puking, only popping.
I checked timing first but deep in my gut I knew it was something internal. After pulling the valve cover and cranking the engine we discovered the number one exhaust valve was our culprit. It was barely opening. At this point I knew I was dealing with a wiped lifter/cam. You have to pull the head to get to the lifters and originally I was going to kick the can down the road and deal with it over the winter. However last night I got a burr up my keister and decided to pop the head off. Yep... She is done for.
I still have to pull it the rest of the way apart to get the cam out. It would be far more efficient to light 100 dollars bills on fire, but as I have proven over the last 5 years, I am too stupid to stop working on this thing!