Mr_Asa
Mr_Asa UltimaDork
11/29/22 8:05 p.m.

Neither Stampie nor Curtis will buy this friggin thing.  No clue what I'm doing wrong

https://daytona.craigslist.org/cto/d/ormond-beach-funeral-hearse-1969/7560156509.html

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
11/30/22 8:06 a.m.

No, but can we talk about the 5 window Dodge?

NOHOME
NOHOME MegaDork
11/30/22 8:44 a.m.

In reply to 914Driver :

My thought exactly.

Dusterbd13-michael
Dusterbd13-michael MegaDork
11/30/22 9:45 a.m.

I have always dreamed of a hearse on a solid front axle 4x4 chassis high enough to clear 39s.

 

Some dreams aren't meant to be caught. 

Mr_Asa
Mr_Asa UltimaDork
11/30/22 9:49 a.m.
Dusterbd13-michael said:

I have always dreamed of a hearse on a solid front axle 4x4 chassis high enough to clear 39s.

 

Some dreams aren't meant to be caught. 

While I can appreciate that dream I just have this mental image, clear as day and twice as bright, of watching that beast body-roll across the Challenge autocross course while corner workers dive for cover as errant hubcaps are flung at them.

Its glorious. 

GIRTHQUAKE
GIRTHQUAKE SuperDork
12/1/22 3:06 p.m.

If you could somehow get that big beauty to Iowa, hell yeah I would

J.A. Ackley
J.A. Ackley Senior Editor
12/1/22 3:36 p.m.

Nice. You can haul a lot of stuff with that ... in style, too.

bmw88rider
bmw88rider UberDork
12/1/22 3:41 p.m.

In reply to GIRTHQUAKE :

I don't think Tom's old Element would quite tow that monster home or I'd drop it off on my way home. 

Stampie
Stampie MegaDork
12/1/22 7:12 p.m.

In reply to bmw88rider :

But think of the GRM points you'd earn if you did.

bmw88rider
bmw88rider UberDork
12/2/22 1:19 p.m.

In reply to Stampie :

1500 LB tow capacity, 60's Cadillac. Yeah that math works well. Ha. 

wae
wae PowerDork
12/2/22 1:22 p.m.

In reply to bmw88rider :

pfft.  "capacity"

Docwemple
Docwemple Reader
12/2/22 4:33 p.m.

Wonder, how many CL idiots have asked if this runs, and/or can they drive it home. 

P3PPY
P3PPY Dork
12/3/22 7:54 p.m.
bmw88rider said:

In reply to Stampie :

1500 LB tow capacity, 60's Cadillac. Yeah that math works well. Ha. 

 

johndej
johndej SuperDork
12/3/22 7:58 p.m.

That would make a great stealth camper.

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