rustybugkiller
rustybugkiller Dork
8/22/20 12:25 p.m.

Well, he does make it sound appealing...

slowbird
slowbird SuperDork
8/22/20 12:42 p.m.

on the other hand, this could be the first step in your descent to living in a VAN down by the RIVER! cheeky

Mr_Asa
Mr_Asa Dork
8/22/20 12:42 p.m.

Dat wood paneling, tho...

 

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AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter)
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
8/22/20 1:59 p.m.

Smells like the E36 M3 house on a fishing boat

ShawnG
ShawnG UltimaDork
8/22/20 2:38 p.m.

The shag carpet muffles the screams.

BlueInGreen - Jon (Forum Supporter)
BlueInGreen - Jon (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
8/22/20 3:04 p.m.

Hmmmmm, ew.

Cool van but... bring some strong disinfectants.

accordionfolder
accordionfolder SuperDork
8/22/20 4:48 p.m.

Dude, gross. Cool van though.....

CyberEric
CyberEric Dork
8/22/20 5:53 p.m.

Wow, alright then! 

I do dig the green carpet on the ceiling and wood paneling.

Pete Gossett (Forum Supporter)
Pete Gossett (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
8/22/20 6:09 p.m.
slowbird said:

on the other hand, this could be the first step in your descent to living in a VAN down by the RIVER! cheeky

A van like this is just an awesome mural away from actually wanting to live down by the river in it!

Dave M (Forum Supporter)
Dave M (Forum Supporter) Dork
8/22/20 6:57 p.m.

Ew

03Panther
03Panther HalfDork
8/22/20 9:48 p.m.

Was driving one like that in the mid 90's... Without the 70's carpet and paneling! Just a plain work van. Was fun "truck"  

He's nuts on the price, though. 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
8/22/20 10:07 p.m.

That carpet would melt your retinas if you hit it with a blacklight.

D2W
D2W Dork
8/24/20 6:37 p.m.

Mullet-loving zookeeper Joe Exotic's wild murder-for-hire plot ...

Need money for legal fees. Here is a picture so you can find me if you come down by the river to look at my sweet van.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
8/24/20 7:32 p.m.

I'd hate to meet the woman who would go shagging in that.  

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy MegaDork
8/24/20 7:51 p.m.

First question and shag carpeting.

Whoa

15f80
15f80 New Reader
8/24/20 9:56 p.m.

 

 

Professor_Brap (Forum Supporter)
Professor_Brap (Forum Supporter) SuperDork
8/25/20 6:27 a.m.

I can only imagine. 

Carsandbikes
Carsandbikes Reader
8/26/20 1:48 p.m.

I would be tempted, if I owned this, to rip out the carpeting and the wood paneling and re-install in the opposite place.  (Shag on the walls, wood on the ceiling.)  As it is, it looks like something is decomposing on the ceiling and is waiting to fall/pounce on you when you least expect it to fall.

Price is " up there ", but when is the last time you saw one of these?  And if the ad is legit and this is the 1 ton model, that makes it a bit more valuable. 

Placemotorsports
Placemotorsports Reader
8/26/20 1:53 p.m.

Blacklight not recommended

03Panther
03Panther HalfDork
8/26/20 2:16 p.m.

Window version for 900 on n. FL craigs. 750 in nc, although kinda rusty...

He’s way more than a little high, for me

AaronT
AaronT New Reader
8/27/20 7:14 a.m.

With that intro I read the whole ad in Ben Shapiro's voice. I then purchased a bucket and a mop.

New York Nick
New York Nick New Reader
8/27/20 3:01 p.m.

This guy sounds like a real clean one owner... The van is pretty sweet though, interior needs an update but the body looks clean, you would certainly not look like everyone else... :-)

NYN

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