Okay, this is kind of a joke, but seriously, there is an 1988 Porsche 959 on craigslist right now. And according to research, apparently it is the real deal.
"1988 Porsche 959 Comfort, Metallic Silver with Burgandy-Silver-Gray leather interior. 6323 miles in original unrestored condition. Complete with all books, manuals, car cover, first aid kit, factory service manual and tools.
This is the EX-Patrick collection 959 from the UK. Before coming to the US it went through Porsche Classic in Germany and was serviced to the tune of nearly $100k.
A Porsche 959 would be a great addition to any extensive car collection. Only 337 were built '86-'88 plus the 6-8 more that were built in 1992-3"
So, if all of us pool our money, we could afford this thing, right?