Are new cars ugly?
As a fan of classic cars, I am astounded by the dearth of new cars that are pretty. Most of them are just plain ugly. Certainly we can cite the recent stinkers like the Pontiac Aztec, but as for the rest of them, is there anything really to write home about? Classic cars by contrast are loved for their beautiful lines, their brightwork and beautiful designs. When you think about the most beautiful cars ever you think of Jaguar XKEs, Miuras, 250 GTOs and many others. Even the more pedestrian cars like the Alfa Duetto, Alfa GTVs, MGAs and other cars were shockingly pretty. The lowly Fiat 850 Spider is gorgeous by comparison to modern day cars.
I believe that CAFE standards and safety standards are pushing cars to be ugly. There are not many ways to make a car attain a .30 coefficient of drag. The same goes for crumple zones and cabin safety.
I’ve tried to think of modern cars that falls into the beautiful category. Certainly the details, and the finish are beautiful, but the exterior styling leaves me flat.
Some might argue that the Audi TT is a pretty car. However, compared to its spiritual ancestor, the Karmann-Ghia, it looks positively hideous. The Honda S2000 has nothing on a Lotus Elan (the original, not the front wheel drive Isuzu). Can anything on the market compare to the Volvo 1800? And these are the mundane, affordable cars. The supercars of the classic era are downright amazing!
I’ve mentioned mostly imports, but even domestics were prettier. The original Mustang fastback, the Galaxie 500 hard top, the 63 bullet-bird Thunderbirds, Corvairs, or the original Olds Toronado were gorgeous, original and lust inspiring cars where the beauty wasn’t just skin deep, but it went into the bone.
Sure, there were some stinkers in the classic era; the Edsel, the Avanti, the Saab 96, or even my personal favorite - the 914, were not the prettiest of cars. All of those cars had some traits that endeared them to their owners. These modern, melted bars of soap cars inspire few.
So please humor me and let me know what modern cars (2000 and newer) you think will be classics some day.