Car won’t fit in garage

Fixed it. 

Huh. I was going to say "Time for a bigger garage"

OMG.  The new car!? 

Based on rust. No, not the new car

In reply to John Welsh :

Which new car??  I’ve acquired 3 in the last 2 weeks. 

That’s not rust. It’s mud. 

I thought the wife's new Pacifica might have met an untimely fate. 

In reply to John Welsh :

Oh. 

No. The Pacifica is fine. I’m not allowed to touch it. 

Measure twice, cut once, you know this. Looks like you had to take four slices... 

In reply to Ransom :

Maybe it shrunk?

Isn't that sort of cutting off the nose to spite the face?

Is there a reasonable explanation for this?

ebonyandivory said:

Is there a GRM explanation for this?

FTFY

In reply to stanger_missle :

I actually said that to myself EXACTLY and ended up leaving the GRM out. 

ebonyandivory said:

Is there a reasonable explanation for this?

Yup. 

SVreX said:

Fixed it. 

Could you give us your definition of "fixed" 

The title reminded me of what I remember as a child.  My parents moved from an apartment to a house in the late 50's.  The house had a garage but it was built in the 20's and must have been designed for Model T's or A's as my father's '50 Merc didn't fit. Since the garage was made from two layers of brick he removed the inner layer which allowed him to park his car inside.  Years later he extended the front of the garage a couple of feet which allowed him to buy what was considered a "normal" size car for the  60's & 70's.