Appleseed wrote: "I want to get my motorcycle license."...
Kinda similar, when I asked if I could get a motorcycle (note: I did not ask for forgiveness because she's a keeper) her response was "If I can have my own. I've seen some of your questionable decisions and don't want to be stuck on the back of your bike when you do something stupid."
Leaving Walmart the other day the Cox Cable salesman asked Annie if she has Cox at home. Without hesitation she replied with a coy smile "only one, and that's all I need." I was following a few steps behind and winked at him. 
"I drove your truck today. I like torque".
You're 71. If you don't buy a 911 now when will you?
Message left at work..."Your Butt Connectors have arrived"
Bruce
DrBoost wrote: From my post in '09: My wife has a habit of not explaining herself when she assumes I know exactly what she's talking about.
Oh heavens to Betsy. This is my wife all over. She talks to her friends all day on the phone telling them stuff, then when I get home, she thinks she has told me the same E36 M3. She can also make the most unimportant thing a huge argument. She also has diarrhea of the mouth.
EDIT: my wife NEVER EVER says anything cool.
"when can you build me a project? Can it be pink?
my answer:
soon and yes.
egnorant wrote: Message left at work..."Your Butt Connectors have arrived" Bruce
My wife called them "butt nectars" for years before she finally saw it written somewhere. Of course she also calls the place I get all my hardware from "Mixmaster Car".
"Are we going to Roebling?"
any time she spots one in the wild "Porsche!"
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