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Colin Wood
Colin Wood Associate Editor
10/2/23 2:36 p.m.
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Need an excuse to celebrate your car? Today, October 2, is “National Name Your Car Day” according to the National Day Calendar.

Supposedly, the holiday was created in 1990 by St. Louis TV reporter John Pertzborn to honor his 1954 Buick named "Elvis." (It earned its nickname f…

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Colin Wood
Colin Wood Associate Editor
10/2/23 2:41 p.m.

 

Not the most exciting, but my Honda Fit's name is Finley 2.0 because the first Finley the Honda Fit got punted into a tree.

I got it when I was in college with some 27,000 miles, and now it has over 90,000.

Antihero
Antihero PowerDork
10/2/23 2:43 p.m.

I've always named my cars

Daylan C.
Daylan C. PowerDork
10/2/23 2:55 p.m.

Humphrey the '89 Caprice was named atleast 2 owners ago and we all just kept the name.

Golfball the hail damaged white Miata has a very obvious name.

The Civic that ended up being my problem was named JD after JD McDuffie and his record for most starts with no win. Messing with the car more I decided its full name is actually JD McE36 M3Show.

Chris_V
Chris_V UberDork
10/2/23 3:24 p.m.

This is Rowdy the Roadster. Earned his name on my first drive.

 

Our first Chevy Bolt my wife named Harry, after the bolt on Harry Potter's forehead (and the fact that she had already named our previous Volt, Lord Voltemort). The new one is Harry II, Electric Boogaloo.

 

And the Suburban tow vehicle is JB... 'cause it's a  'burban. It followed up our previous tow rig, Clifford, the Big Red Truck (a '94 Chevy extended cab dually).

scardeal
scardeal SuperDork
10/2/23 3:27 p.m.

I have a commitment to name any Subaru I own "Bernadette Subaru" unless I should at some point own 2 Subarus at one time.  My new BRZ inherited the moniker.  I want to get some badging letters in the Subaru font to make it all nice and official.

Our Pacifica has been dubbed "The Big Blue Bus."

Some cars, though, don't seem to earn a nickname.  The ATS was just "the ATS".

TJL (Forum Supporter)
TJL (Forum Supporter) Dork
10/2/23 3:29 p.m.

Buddha Farts. 
 

My truck has a Buddha shift knob and no muffler(4cyl) so its fart-can-esqe

Toyman!
Toyman! MegaDork
10/2/23 3:38 p.m.

They don't all get names but some of them do.

Our E150 conversion van was the Great White Beast. 

SanFord was named by a toll booth operator near Chicago 

The 1996 Tiffin was the Blunder Bus. 

The new motorhome is the EndOver. 

 

SkinnyG (Forum Supporter)
SkinnyG (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
10/2/23 3:55 p.m.

In order of when it all started:

'86 Honda Civic 1500S: The Heinous Honda

'95 Nissan Sentra: The Sinister Sentra

'06 UBILT Super 7: The Lethal Locost

'94 Nissan Hardbody: The Hideous Hardbody

'86 V8 Pontiac Firefly (Chevy Sprint): The Fiendish Firefly

'77 Chevy Silverado: The Crusty Chevy

'10 Hyundai Accent: The Angry Accent

'61 Chevy Apache: not touching that one

Tom1200
Tom1200 PowerDork
10/2/23 4:02 p.m.

The Datsun is known as The Pokey.

preach
preach UltraDork
10/2/23 4:11 p.m.

Black Dodge

Black Porsche

White VW

Gunmetal VW

Baby E36 M3 Brown VW

Blue Porsche

Gold Taco

Maroon Opel

Only caveat is the black porsche is also the leper pariah.

z31maniac
z31maniac MegaDork
10/2/23 4:33 p.m.

I've never named any of my cars, I guess that makes me the outlier here?

BenB
BenB HalfDork
10/2/23 4:53 p.m.

The only car we've ever had that we didn't call by whatever the manufacturer called it is the BRZ we bought recently. My wife calls it the Burrz. We also once owned a 1980 Rabbit diesel that we called the Rabbit, but it always seemed to have had one or more colorful adjectives attached, too.

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
10/2/23 5:35 p.m.

I don't name my cars, but I call my trailer The Enabler. 

There it sits... always ready to help me make bad decisions.

RadBarchetta
RadBarchetta New Reader
10/2/23 5:42 p.m.

Millennium Falcon: She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

buzzboy
buzzboy UltraDork
10/2/23 5:46 p.m.

I had never named a car until my 4th year with the XJ. I had gone to a halloween party as Mr Meeseeks and I didn't throw away the mask, so I wedged it into the back window behind the spare tire. I realized that many Meeseeks quotes kinda cross over with Cherokees. I began referring to him as Mr MeeJeeps and I even got the personalized plate.

"Existance is pain when you're a MeeJeeps"
"I'm a Mr MeeJeeps! I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away!"
“MeeJeeps aren’t meant to live this long. Things are getting weird.”

Wally (Forum Supporter)
Wally (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
10/2/23 6:03 p.m.

I generally don't name cars, the only two exceptions were our green Fiat 500 which was named Joy and my current Jeep Renegade named Gary. 

PlutoE210
PlutoE210 New Reader
10/2/23 6:08 p.m.

I named my corolla Pluto, because she's too small to be a planet and too slow to be a race car. Lol!

stuart in mn
stuart in mn MegaDork
10/2/23 7:44 p.m.
z31maniac said:

I've never named any of my cars, I guess that makes me the outlier here?

No, me too.  I do tend to anthropomorphize them but I've never given them names.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
10/2/23 8:49 p.m.

We were talking how even 5 year old trucks around here rot. A 20 year old pickup is just completely rotten. My truck came from Yellowstone. Its rust free. Never seen salt. So of course I ironically name the F150 "Fester."

Antihero
Antihero PowerDork
10/2/23 8:54 p.m.

My wife's black on black on black VW Golf is named Vader

 

My red zx2 is called Zephyr

My k1500 is Castile 

My wife's incredibly slow 97 explorer is called Fiona because she thinks it sounds grandmotherly

 

My brown Caprice is called Charlie

 

The Rampage is named Ronni because it's a high maintenance 80s chick sounding name that may or may not shank you

VolvoHeretic
VolvoHeretic Dork
10/2/23 9:15 p.m.

Does "You Piece of E36 M3" count?

ddavidv
ddavidv UltimaDork
10/3/23 6:47 a.m.
z31maniac said:

I've never named any of my cars, I guess that makes me the outlier here?

I suspect we are really the silent majority.

Chris_V
Chris_V UberDork
10/3/23 8:16 a.m.
ddavidv said:
z31maniac said:

I've never named any of my cars, I guess that makes me the outlier here?

I suspect we are really the silent majority.

Humans have been naming their vehicles since they started with boats a couple thousand years ago.

And trucks: https://logitydispatch.com/blog/the-best-names-for-trucks-selecting-the-perfect-option-for-your-vehicle/

fidelity101
fidelity101 UberDork
10/3/23 11:29 a.m.

 

when it was nice it was called snow white, it doesn't really have a name anymore other than "the rally car" 

 

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