bravenrace
bravenrace MegaDork
11/14/16 8:43 a.m.

petegossett
petegossett UltimaDork
11/14/16 8:49 a.m.

I'd seriously use that nail-unbender, but obviously because I'm that cheap there's also no way I'd buy it.

Wall-e
Wall-e MegaDork
11/14/16 9:05 a.m.

Anything that lists "Startlingly Loud" as a feature has to be good

KyAllroad
KyAllroad UberDork
11/14/16 9:11 a.m.

"Muppet Grade" LOLZ

DocV
DocV New Reader
11/14/16 9:24 a.m.

That is so good. I would like to meet the person that produced this -- they need to write comedy professionally.

Antihero
Antihero Reader
11/14/16 9:24 a.m.

Lol

golfduke
golfduke HalfDork
11/14/16 9:30 a.m.

I spent a solid 2 minutes in the 'confused dog's head tilted to the side' pose trying to figure out what the hell the first item was until I realized that it was actually satirical, haha.

I am not a smart person.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
11/14/16 9:33 a.m.

An oldie but goodie

Tom_Spangler
Tom_Spangler UltraDork
11/14/16 9:33 a.m.

It's an oldie, but it doesn't matter. This will never not be funny.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry MegaDork
11/14/16 9:35 a.m.

I found that hilarious when I first saw it. I think I was logged in to Compuserve at a blistering 9800 baud. It was a few days after the Earth's crust had cooled enough to support life IIRC.

trucke
trucke Dork
11/14/16 10:27 a.m.

That Laser Guided Paint Brush is great for cut-ins!

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
11/14/16 10:34 a.m.

A whale gutting knife for $9.99? I overpaid!

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
11/14/16 10:42 a.m.

Carpenter grade dreidle is just what I need.

Not now boychik, it's Shabos!

Marty
Marty New Reader
11/14/16 1:01 p.m.

Wasn't sure what the list was going to be but it reminded me of an oh-E36 M3 moment some years ago. My kids were always asking me what I wanted for Christmas. So when I was going to switch over to Vintage Racing I made up a complete list of safety gear I was needing to buy with item numbers, cost, vender and said pick something from the list. When I emailed it out to my family I must have inadvertently clicked on an extra email address. Not long after I hit send I got a email from the Triumph list and sure enough there was my Christmas list, sent to people near and far. CRAP! I was looking for a rock to crawl under. Hmmm, now that I think about it none of those tightwad Triumph buddies bought me anything. :)

bravenrace
bravenrace MegaDork
11/14/16 1:52 p.m.

In reply to Marty:

SilverFleet
SilverFleet UberDork
11/14/16 2:19 p.m.

It doesn't matter how many times I see this, I LOL every damn time.

trucke
trucke Dork
11/15/16 11:34 a.m.

The indispensable Rampage Jerry Can Toolbox

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
11/15/16 12:12 p.m.

Ohhh, I like that jerry can toolbox.

bravenrace
bravenrace MegaDork
11/15/16 12:38 p.m.

In reply to trucke:

Hey, that's probably a real thing! If not, it still makes too much sense! You can't post that here!

ebonyandivory
ebonyandivory UltraDork
11/15/16 12:50 p.m.

I could really use a 2-Stroke generator. Who needs neighbors that like you?

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
11/15/16 12:55 p.m.

I was just looking for a new gaydar/corn holder.

Tyler H
Tyler H UltraDork
11/15/16 2:55 p.m.
ebonyandivory wrote: I could really use a 2-Stroke generator. Who needs neighbors that like you?

It's a generator / mosquito-repellant.

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