A buddy (who is a very capable mechanic) has a Chevy 1500 PU.
Though he can fix about anything mechanical, he sucks at wiring. So, he hired the kid next door to install his new (to him) stereo.
All finished...works fine. Sort of.
The head unit has one of those fancy flip down faces. Dials flip down to reveal digital pushbuttons, which flip down to reveal the CD player.
He was driving down the street with the stereo off. Suddenly the unit powers up by itself, and opens the flip down doors. After a minute or so, it powers itself down.
Hmmm.
A few minutes later, same routine. Powers itself up, flips open the doors, then powers itself down.
Hmmm...
A few minutes later, it does it again. This time, he shuts it off before it can go through it's automated dance of death.
Next thing he knows, there is smoke billowing out of the dashboard. He grabs the head unit and tries to yank it out of the dash while driving down the street. Then the flames start shooting out of his air conditioning control switches. He gets the truck pulled over, snatches the radio and the air conditioning switches out of the dash, gets it extinguished, then realized the entire wiring harness under the dash is essentially melted together.
45 minutes and a roll and a half of electrical tape later, he's rolling down the street, albeit with wiring and tape hanging out all over the place from gaping holes in the dashboard.
He'd have made it home if it wasn't for the seat belt law...
He got pulled over for not wearing it. Unfortunately, he had bought the truck a few days earlier, and still didn't have the paperwork sorted out. Plus, he put the tags from another vehicle on it in the interim.
Here's a hint... Don't ever try to talk a cop into your side of the story if you have false tags on the car and wiring hanging out of the dash where the radio should be.
The cop was convinced the truck was stolen, impounded it, and sent my buddy walking home with a fist full of tickets, just to add insult to injury.
Getting the truck out of the impound will now cost him a couple hundred dollars.
Looks like the kid next door has some 'splainin' to do!
Anyway, with that as a benchmark, I guess I'm having a pretty good day!