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vwcorvette (Forum Supporter)
vwcorvette (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
11/28/24 6:02 p.m.

Not sure exactly how it goes but...

There's no such thing as too much horsepower. Just not enough traction.

NermalSnert (Forum Supporter)
NermalSnert (Forum Supporter) Dork
11/28/24 7:34 p.m.

There's no substitute for cubic inches.

buzzboy
buzzboy UltraDork
11/28/24 8:06 p.m.

The (insert slow car) going 65 easily passes the (insert fast car) going 45

ShawnG
ShawnG MegaDork
11/28/24 8:20 p.m.

"Driving this car is like smearing honey on Kiera Knightley"

Jeremy Clarkson

DarkMonohue
DarkMonohue SuperDork
11/28/24 8:39 p.m.

“More horsepower? Heavens no. Boring out the block achieves a useful weight saving!”

- Chevrolet engineers, on the switch from 396 to 427 for the '66 Corvette. Or so claimed R&T in a 1985 article.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
11/28/24 8:58 p.m.

Pretty much everything PJ O'Rourke ever wrote about cars.

On that stands out was his review of a Rent-A-Wreck Mustang in LA:

“a full nine yards of ruptured Mustang grille with one headlight pointed at Voyager 2 and the other searching for nightcrawlers.”
 

buzzboy
buzzboy UltraDork
11/28/24 9:03 p.m.

In reply to Duke :

Driving Like Crazy is full of great quotes. It's been many years since I read it but I should again

Indy - Guy
Indy - Guy UltimaDork
11/28/24 9:06 p.m.
NermalSnert (Forum Supporter) said:

There's no substitute for cubic inches.

A similar one:

"There's no replacement for displacement "

Snrub
Snrub Dork
11/28/24 10:29 p.m.

Years ago C&D had a quote from a Michelin behavioral engineer. Paraphrasing:

"When given the choice between avoiding an accident by turning at 0.4gs and hitting a tree, most people choose the tree."

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
11/28/24 11:21 p.m.

"If I could have all the money I spent on cars back, I would spend it on cars"

(not sure where it is from)

myf16n
myf16n Reader
11/29/24 12:34 a.m.

Cogito ergo zoom.

- David E Davis Jr.

CJ
CJ Dork
11/29/24 2:43 a.m.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

LanEvo
LanEvo Dork
11/29/24 8:41 a.m.

I've always liked:

"You can live in your car, but you can't race your house."

Which partly explains why I daily drive a V12 Aston Martin and have more E30 M3s than I should while living in an apartment in the city. 

NickD
NickD MegaDork
11/29/24 9:41 a.m.

"Normally I would say this handles like a refrigerator full of bowling balls, but this is even worse. This handles like a nun carrying a mattress." - David Freiburger.

SV reX
SV reX MegaDork
11/29/24 10:01 a.m.

"Hey Dad, how come when they are drag racing they don't actually drag anything?  I think it would be entertaining. "

- my son

Tom_Spangler (Forum Supporter)
Tom_Spangler (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
11/29/24 10:13 a.m.

The best way to make a small fortune in racing is to start with a large one.

ShawnG
ShawnG MegaDork
11/29/24 10:22 a.m.

My all time favourite:

"I spent most of my money on slow horses, fast cars and loose women. The rest of it, I wasted."

Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) MegaDork
11/29/24 10:29 a.m.
SV reX said:

"Hey Dad, how come when they are drag racing they don't actually drag anything?  I think it would be entertaining. "

- my son

Did you tell him about tractor pulls? smiley

 

ObQuote: "The turbo hits late and hard, like the cannons in the 1812 Overture."

 -possibly Patrick Bedard, on the 1975 Porsche 930

Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) MegaDork
11/29/24 10:31 a.m.
Snrub said:

Years ago C&D had a quote from a Michelin behavioral engineer. Paraphrasing:

"When given the choice between avoiding an accident by turning at 0.4gs and hitting a tree, most people choose the tree."

There was a similar quote regarding safety devices.

"If we wanted people to drive more safely, we'd put a sword in the steering wheel, not an airbag."

ShawnG
ShawnG MegaDork
11/29/24 10:41 a.m.

In reply to Pete. (l33t FS) :

I still think steel dashboards, rigid steering columns and weak brakes make better drivers.

Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) MegaDork
11/29/24 11:11 a.m.

Brakes are good, tires fair.

 

Twofer!

 

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer...

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
11/29/24 12:46 p.m.

"Fix the cigarette lighter."

AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter)
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
11/29/24 12:56 p.m.

My Dad's a TV repairman. He's got an ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

NickD
NickD MegaDork
11/29/24 2:08 p.m.

When I was having my Miata tuned, the tuner was talking about another car in the shop and described it as "revs like a mutant chainsaw", which I've been known to use on occasion.

vwcorvette (Forum Supporter)
vwcorvette (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
11/29/24 4:23 p.m.

Looking at a spark plug, "this thing's richer than Oprah!"

-Derek Bieri

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