spitfirebill
spitfirebill HalfDork
2/16/09 11:29 a.m.

I actually had a new idea this past weekend.

I recall that several teams at the Challenges bring in a ringer to autocross their cars. Since most folks here think so highly of the Stig, and since he may have a lot of time on his hands now that he has been "outed", GRM should invite him to attend the Challenge and drive each persons car in the autocross. it would be a nice common denominator. Of course would would also have to let one of the team members drive also.

Talk amongst yourselves.

steamcorners
steamcorners Reader
2/16/09 12:06 p.m.

Per's gonna have to make sure a baby seat fits in each and every challenge car? Don't you think the guy works hard enough already?

hrdlydangerous
hrdlydangerous New Reader
2/16/09 12:07 p.m.

Stig was already at the '08 Challenge but Per wouldn't let him drive anything except his stroller.

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
2/16/09 12:48 p.m.

I am the Stig...don't worry, I will be there.

There are those that say I will win the challenge, and that I can tell the difference between premium and regular simply by taste

Per Schroeder
Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
2/16/09 1:25 p.m.

Honestly, I'm pretty sure that if our expert drivers can't make your car go fast, no one can. Autocross is a very specific talent and between Alan, Steve, Ian, etal., all the time that can be gotten out of the car is gotten. I haven't counted the national championships that the expert drivers have between them, but I'd bet it's well into the two digits.

But yes, my Stig will probably be there.

DirtyBird222
DirtyBird222 HalfDork
2/16/09 2:04 p.m.

drive yourself you vagges

Appleseed
Appleseed Reader
2/16/09 2:22 p.m.

Extra seconds added for ringer usage. Bo! Bo-erns!

Per Schroeder
Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
2/16/09 2:25 p.m.

Is that really necessary?

DirtyBird222 wrote: drive yourself you vagges
spitfirebill
spitfirebill HalfDork
2/16/09 3:32 p.m.

Well then I guess it wasn't such a good idea after all. And I was so excited about it.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair Dork
2/16/09 3:47 p.m.
Per Schroeder wrote: Is that really necessary?
DirtyBird222 wrote: drive yourself you vagges

you mean we can't use vegetarian as an insult anymore?

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
2/16/09 4:09 p.m.

Is any of this really necessary?

really, why are we here?

does anybody really know what time it is?

Apexcarver
Apexcarver SuperDork
2/16/09 5:47 p.m.
Per Schroeder wrote: But yes, my Stig will probably be there.

some say that he only leaves orange cones in his diaper....

and that he can only fall asleep after being shown a checkered flag

Goldmember
Goldmember New Reader
2/16/09 6:14 p.m.
Apexcarver wrote:
Per Schroeder wrote: But yes, my Stig will probably be there.
some say that he only leaves orange cones in his diaper.... and that he can only fall asleep after being shown a checkered flag

LMAO!!!!

skruffy
skruffy Dork
2/16/09 6:17 p.m.

Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire he'd burn for a thousand days...

aircooled
aircooled Dork
2/16/09 6:36 p.m.

Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet...

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
2/16/09 9:06 p.m.

Almost worth it to buy a full outfit in white and show up as the Stig

DirtyBird222
DirtyBird222 HalfDork
2/16/09 9:19 p.m.
Per Schroeder wrote: Is that really necessary?
DirtyBird222 wrote: drive yourself you vagges

yes, almighty grumpy one. Did you not acquire a sense of humor whilst developing as a child? I'm starting to think you have a dislike towards me.

Jk, i love you

Per Schroeder
Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
2/17/09 7:59 a.m.

No hard feelings, just trying to keep things on a more mature level.

914Driver
914Driver Dork
2/17/09 8:09 a.m.

Why wouldn't some clever Challenger buy a white driving suit, a white Simpson helmet with a very dark smokey shield; just stand around looking good, don't open your mouth?

Viola', I give you The Stig.

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
2/17/09 9:19 a.m.
Honestly, I'm pretty sure that if our expert drivers can't make your car go fast, no one can. Autocross is a very specific talent and between Alan, Steve, Ian, etal., all the time that can be gotten out of the car is gotten.

+1. Stig schmig.

Raze
Raze Reader
2/17/09 1:26 p.m.

how bout a gorilla costume ;)

(anyone get the reference?)

Goldmember
Goldmember New Reader
2/17/09 3:15 p.m.
Raze wrote: how bout a gorilla costume ;) (anyone get the reference?)

Theo?

Raze
Raze Reader
2/17/09 6:32 p.m.

http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/grm/fighter-plane-style-paintjobs/7450/page1/ + http://forgetomori.com/2008/skepticism/top-secret-jet-flying-gorillas/ = Gorilla Suit wearing, cigar smoking 'pilot' in a jet-themed Challenge entry....

gamby
gamby SuperDork
2/17/09 11:03 p.m.

Some say his blood type is "E30" and that in very cold weather, he'll say "berkley" instead of "berkeley"

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