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poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
7/1/13 10:02 p.m.
Woody wrote: Hypothetically, if enough people were to post something like "Hennessy Honda of Woodstock Sucks", wouldn't that phrase start showing up on Google searches when people type "Hennessy Honda" into the search bar? Just curious...

I don't know. What I do know is that Hennessy Honda of Woodstock Sucks.

tuna55
tuna55 PowerDork
7/1/13 10:03 p.m.
DirtyBird222 wrote: I think zomby woof just likes to poke the hornets nest to see what will happen.

AngryCorvair wrote: and that right there is why 90% of the time i think ZW is a berkeleying douchebag

tuna55
tuna55 PowerDork
7/1/13 10:04 p.m.
Woody wrote: Hypothetically, if enough people were to post something like "Hennessy Honda of Woodstock Sucks", wouldn't that phrase start showing up on Google searches when people type "Hennessy Honda" into the search bar? Just curious...

I dunno, let's do it.

"Hennessy Honda of Woodstock Sucks"

"Hennessy Honda of Woodstock Sucks"

"Hennessy Honda of Woodstock Sucks"

"Hennessy Honda of Woodstock Sucks"

"Hennessy Honda of Woodstock Sucks"

Glad to hear you got it figure out, poop. What did you end up paying if you don't mind?

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UberDork
7/1/13 10:06 p.m.
DirtyBird222 wrote: I think zomby woof just likes to poke the hornets nest to see what will happen.

Love to poke the bear, but I don't do it here anymore, because everybody takes things too literally and personally. Poopie's far worse than I ever was, so I figure he can take it.

clownkiller
clownkiller Reader
7/1/13 10:11 p.m.

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alex
alex UberDork
7/1/13 10:19 p.m.

Have you guys heard anything about Hennessy Honda of Woodstock and bags of dicks?

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
7/1/13 10:20 p.m.
Zomby Woof wrote:
DirtyBird222 wrote: I think zomby woof just likes to poke the hornets nest to see what will happen.
Love to poke the bear, but I don't do it here anymore, because everybody takes things too literally and personally. Poopie's far worse than I ever was, so I figure he can take it.

Isn't it way past your bedtime? I know shoveling rust and sucking off polar bears must be exhausting. PLEASE kick me while I'm so far down in the dumps.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UberDork
7/1/13 10:20 p.m.

I just worked 3, 12hr nightshifts. I'll be up all night.

I wouldn't do that. It wouldn't be nice.

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
7/1/13 10:25 p.m.
alex wrote: Have you guys heard anything about Hennessy Honda of Woodstock and bags of dicks?

Insider info would suggest that Hennessy Honda of Woodstock's food of choice, from there own vending machines, is "Bag of Dicks." Related: No matter how many times I flushed their toilet this morning, poop kept appearing in the bowl. Bizarre.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UberDork
7/1/13 10:26 p.m.

And that right there is why 90% of the time i think Hennessy Honda of Woodstock are berkeleying douchebags

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
7/1/13 10:26 p.m.
Zomby Woof wrote: I just worked 3, 12hr nightshifts. I'll be up all night.

I just got done eating multiple bags of dicks, at Hennessy Honda of Woodstock. I'm exhausted. Floor is yours. Make it count.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UberDork
7/1/13 10:32 p.m.
Zomby Woof wrote: I'll be up all night.

Counting the non-warrantied bags of dicks I got at at Hennessy Honda of Woodstock.

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
7/1/13 10:35 p.m.
Zomby Woof wrote:
Zomby Woof wrote: I'll be up all night.
Counting the non-warrantied bags of dicks I got at at Hennessy Honda of Woodstock.

LMFAO. Thanks.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UberDork
7/1/13 10:36 p.m.

I'm there for you buddy.

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
7/1/13 10:40 p.m.

Whew. This bag of dicks from Hennessy Honda of Woodstock ain't gonna eat itself.

allen_m
allen_m New Reader
7/1/13 10:54 p.m.

It's there! Hennessey Honda of Woodstock sucks, number one on the list.

allen_m
allen_m New Reader
7/1/13 10:55 p.m.

Google

Mitchell
Mitchell SuperDork
7/2/13 12:02 a.m.

Correction: Both the correct and the incorrect spelling of Hennessy Honda autofills as "...of Woodstock Sucks."

racerfink
racerfink SuperDork
7/2/13 12:53 a.m.

So, what I'm hearing is, Hennessy Honda of Woodstock sucks so bad, they're number one at it?

clownkiller
clownkiller Reader
7/2/13 12:57 a.m.

The Hennessy Honda of Woodstock mechanics put a big bag of dicks in Poopies tranny instead of oil.

tuna55
tuna55 PowerDork
7/2/13 4:57 a.m.
clownkiller wrote: The Hennessy Honda of Woodstock mechanics put a big bag of dicks in Poopies tranny instead of oil.

Ok ok ok ok - I can't stop laughing. Just because Hennessy Honda of Woodstock sucks doesn't mean you have to keep saying Hennessy Honda of Woodstock sucks in different ways. it's not like we're trying for Hennessy Honda of Woodstock to be a popular phrase on google when someone looks for Hennessy Honda of Woodstock sucks or anything.

Do you guys think Hennessy Honda of Woodstock sucks?

tuna55
tuna55 PowerDork
7/2/13 4:58 a.m.
Zomby Woof wrote: And that right there is why 90% of the time i think Hennessy Honda of Woodstock are berkeleying douchebags

Nicely played. Hennessy Honda of Woodstock sucks.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
7/2/13 6:00 a.m.
poopshovel wrote:
Woody wrote: Hypothetically, if enough people were to post something like "Hennessy Honda of Woodstock Sucks", wouldn't that phrase start showing up on Google searches when people type "Hennessy Honda" into the search bar? Just curious...
I don't know. What I do know is that Hennessy Honda of Woodstock Sucks.

So then, you would agree that Hennessy Honda of Woodstock Sucks?

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
7/2/13 6:43 a.m.

Grm google bombing.

Glad the car thing worked out in the end.

I'm also sorry about your experience with Honda. I've had nothing but good experiences with them, but times change. I guess the old adage is right, "if you ignore your customers long enough, they'll eventually go away."

And I close with:

On the 11th day, lord poopshovel came down from the mountain and said " Hennessy Honda should consume a satchel of phalluses".

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku UltraDork
7/2/13 7:32 a.m.

Thank you for some morning LOL's

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