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pinchvalve
pinchvalve SuperDork
9/13/11 8:45 a.m.

WTF? Has everyone from Kia to Aston Martin has lost their eyesight?

Rusted_Busted_Spit
Rusted_Busted_Spit SuperDork
9/13/11 8:49 a.m.

Plus as much as it takes. Not good at all.

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
9/13/11 8:57 a.m.

That looks like the automotive equivalent of a cleft palate.

Margie

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork
9/13/11 8:58 a.m.

I like it on the Aston, but on the Kia, they went too far. Looks like it's got hands over it's eyes.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic SuperDork
9/13/11 9:04 a.m.

I really think that is one of the very few design fails by Aston Martin.

ReverendDexter
ReverendDexter SuperDork
9/13/11 9:04 a.m.

Doesn't bug me.

Why? Because all of the current "tall" cars are way uglier. There's no reason a Taurus should be taller than a 2wd Ranger.

Get the cars on the ground first, then we'll talk about front brake vents being ugly.

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
9/13/11 9:10 a.m.

I drove a GMC Acadia home last night and parked it next to mothers Town and Country... it made the Chrysler look like a subcompact. ISYN.

mtn
mtn SuperDork
9/13/11 9:10 a.m.

Why does a Kia have 22'' wheels? What happened to a 14 inch wheel on an economy car?

iceracer
iceracer SuperDork
9/13/11 9:11 a.m.

Now we are going from the smiley grill to the fish mouth. They make that huge opening then block half of it off. Makes no sense. I sometimes wonder if all designers don't work in the same place. Don't even mention the headlights. Huge wheels. WTF ?

ReverendDexter
ReverendDexter SuperDork
9/13/11 9:13 a.m.
mtn wrote: What happened to a 14 inch wheel on an economy car?

The same thing that happened to 14 inch tires that don't suck.

Drewsifer
Drewsifer Dork
9/13/11 9:14 a.m.

I for one welcome our new Fish Car Overlords!

iceracer
iceracer SuperDork
9/13/11 9:15 a.m.
ReverendDexter wrote:
mtn wrote: What happened to a 14 inch wheel on an economy car?
The same thing that happened to 14 inch tires that don't suck.

Suck what ?

N Sperlo
N Sperlo Dork
9/13/11 9:17 a.m.

I saw a car that looked like that Kia yesterday. It was a Saturn with a body kit that had attempted to berkeley a speed bump.

PS122
PS122 Reader
9/13/11 9:19 a.m.

Not wild about it but I've seen a lot worse (a lot of the Nissans and Lincolns). Mostly I like where Kia's design is going, though.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo Dork
9/13/11 9:22 a.m.
iceracer wrote:
ReverendDexter wrote:
mtn wrote: What happened to a 14 inch wheel on an economy car?
The same thing that happened to 14 inch tires that don't suck.
Suck what ?

Klayfish
Klayfish HalfDork
9/13/11 9:25 a.m.

Besides the front end "treatment", I don't understand the fastback sedan style. What's the point, besides cutting into rear seat headroom?

Maybe on that Kia, there's a button on the dash that when pressed, the flaps over the headlights fly open and the car screams "Peek A Boo!" It'll amuse my kids for hours...

Raze
Raze Dork
9/13/11 9:32 a.m.
ReverendDexter wrote: Doesn't bug me. Why? Because all of the current "tall" cars are way uglier. There's no reason a Taurus should be taller than a 2wd Ranger. Get the cars on the ground first, then we'll talk about front brake vents being ugly.

This bugs me more than anything else in the automotive world, the high beltlines of cars due to safety regs. I can't stand it. It used to be longer, lower, wider, you didn't sit so much as lounged (I'm thinking of my Eldorados, you got rest sit/lounging in it). With this push to more compact cars they've got to fit people in them so you have to sit bolt upright which means when you're 7' tall you need one helluva high roofline. That gives the perception of space without it really being all that useable/comfortable. I'm reminded of "The Incredibles" when I think of where we're headed:

dculberson
dculberson HalfDork
9/13/11 9:43 a.m.

The Kia is in the middle of the "chubby cheeks" joke. "My mommy says fat people can't smile well. I'll show her!"

nderwater
nderwater Dork
9/13/11 9:48 a.m.

It's a trend:

...but I'm not opposed. PV: you have no idea how sexy that Aston is in the flesh. It was like Damn.

belteshazzar
belteshazzar SuperDork
9/13/11 10:49 a.m.

that citroen looks good to me. i even like the aston. the kia, needs some work.

ReverendDexter
ReverendDexter SuperDork
9/13/11 11:15 a.m.
belteshazzar wrote: the kia, needs some work.

Isn't that a tautology?

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
9/13/11 11:31 a.m.

Have you seen the new Lexus?

That's not the new Lexus, this is:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
9/13/11 11:34 a.m.

I don't like any of them. At all.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve SuperDork
9/13/11 12:04 p.m.
Appleseed wrote:

Which brings me to the second worst design trend...

93EXCivic
93EXCivic SuperDork
9/13/11 12:08 p.m.

The worst one

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