SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
4/25/14 7:43 p.m.

Kill it with fire!

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
4/25/14 7:44 p.m.

It looks well executed if nothing else....

ebonyandivory
ebonyandivory Dork
4/25/14 7:51 p.m.

Is that a Frankenstein Tracer/Corvair?

Punch Buggy Red btw!

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
4/25/14 7:53 p.m.

I will say this... "so close..."

ryanty22
ryanty22 Reader
4/25/14 8:01 p.m.

seems legit

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill Dork
4/25/14 8:04 p.m.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/25/14 8:28 p.m.

You wouldn't rock that?

Richard Nixon
Richard Nixon SuperDork
4/25/14 8:33 p.m.

9 out of 10 Scarlett Johansson's agree that it's the perfect car to drive to a skee ball tournament.

Junkyard_Dog
Junkyard_Dog Dork
4/25/14 8:35 p.m.

Give him a chance to get the back half done first before passing judgement...or was that finish the front.

Junkyard_Dog
Junkyard_Dog Dork
4/25/14 8:38 p.m.

I wonder if he needed front end work because he totaled the rear end of that Corvair.

Your peanut butter is in my chocolate, er your Escort is in my Corvair! Etc.

You get the idea.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
4/25/14 8:45 p.m.

Inside peanut butter outside jelly.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
4/25/14 8:58 p.m.
Richard Nixon wrote: 9 out of 10 Scarlett Johansson's agree that it's the perfect car to drive to a skee ball tournament.

You leave Skee Ball out of this!

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
4/25/14 9:00 p.m.

I don't hate it, but I wouldn't park next to it.

Mad skills, wrong project.

TeamEvil
TeamEvil Reader
4/25/14 9:10 p.m.

Looks like a decent PhotoShop job.

Spoolpigeon
Spoolpigeon UltraDork
4/25/14 9:13 p.m.

It had potential until I saw the wheels. Yuck.

If it was an SR I would drive it

Rufledt
Rufledt SuperDork
4/25/14 9:36 p.m.

those are the wrong 2 halves to graft! what about ZX2 front and Corvair rear, dual engine AWD FTW, though that would be pretty ugly as well...

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
4/25/14 9:44 p.m.

I can't fathom why this exists.

iceracer
iceracer PowerDork
4/26/14 10:03 a.m.

It's a Monza ZX2. Or ZX2monza.

Oh the possibilities.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
4/26/14 7:16 p.m.
Swank Force One wrote: I can't fathom why this exists.

I think that is the best part of this project. I am starting to believe that out there, somewhere is a mad scientist. A man who has the skills to create anything, and chooses to create abominations like this or the Priaja or any other number of creations we can think of, for one reason. He LIKES to see the masses like us go "What in berkeley all Jesus on a pogo stick was he on when he was doing this?"... he's doing it solely to get the reaction. I've believed this for years with other artists in other genres. IE I secretly suspect Lil Jon is a board certified genius. I suspect he acts as stupid as humanly possible A- because it makes the people WTF IS LIL JON DOING and B- he sits at home with a nice glass of scotch, a good book and goes "Goddamn those people are stupid, look at the E36 M3 i'm getting away with!" I get the feeling that this is a similar concept.

JtspellS
JtspellS Dork
4/26/14 7:54 p.m.

Meth is a hell of a drug, ask the owner of this.

kazoospec
kazoospec Dork
4/26/14 8:00 p.m.

Dude in the Ford seems embarrassed to even be next to it in traffic. Looks like the driver is texting, so this issue should self-correct shortly.

Knurled
Knurled PowerDork
4/26/14 8:31 p.m.
SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: Kill it with fire!

A Corvair nosed ZX2.

Knurled
Knurled PowerDork
4/26/14 8:34 p.m.
Swank Force One wrote: I can't fathom why this exists.

A friend of mine had a ZX2, totalled it three times, the first two times were nose-in collisions. Apparently destroying the nose of a ZX2 is so common that the "peel off" is 2x the price of a standard Escort. And no, you can't bolt an Escort nose on a ZX2, the body shape is totally different.

The third time was the Charm. Slammed it into a pole sideways at highway speed. Being a good rally driver, it piledrove the phone pole on the passenger side.

nepa03focus
nepa03focus Reader
4/26/14 8:58 p.m.

I picture a guy in a garage somewhere with. Hundreds of cars on a wall, a blindfold and darts. And of course alcohol

bwh998
bwh998 New Reader
4/26/14 9:01 p.m.

I'm so confused right now.

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