Kill it with fire!
9 out of 10 Scarlett Johansson's agree that it's the perfect car to drive to a skee ball tournament.
Give him a chance to get the back half done first before passing judgement...or was that finish the front.
I wonder if he needed front end work because he totaled the rear end of that Corvair.
Your peanut butter is in my chocolate, er your Escort is in my Corvair! Etc.
You get the idea.
Richard Nixon wrote: 9 out of 10 Scarlett Johansson's agree that it's the perfect car to drive to a skee ball tournament.
You leave Skee Ball out of this!
those are the wrong 2 halves to graft! what about ZX2 front and Corvair rear, dual engine AWD FTW, though that would be pretty ugly as well...
Swank Force One wrote: I can't fathom why this exists.
I think that is the best part of this project. I am starting to believe that out there, somewhere is a mad scientist. A man who has the skills to create anything, and chooses to create abominations like this or the Priaja or any other number of creations we can think of, for one reason. He LIKES to see the masses like us go "What in berkeley all Jesus on a pogo stick was he on when he was doing this?"... he's doing it solely to get the reaction. I've believed this for years with other artists in other genres. IE I secretly suspect Lil Jon is a board certified genius. I suspect he acts as stupid as humanly possible A- because it makes the people WTF IS LIL JON DOING and B- he sits at home with a nice glass of scotch, a good book and goes "Goddamn those people are stupid, look at the E36 M3 i'm getting away with!" I get the feeling that this is a similar concept.
Dude in the Ford seems embarrassed to even be next to it in traffic. Looks like the driver is texting, so this issue should self-correct shortly.
Swank Force One wrote: I can't fathom why this exists.
A friend of mine had a ZX2, totalled it three times, the first two times were nose-in collisions. Apparently destroying the nose of a ZX2 is so common that the "peel off" is 2x the price of a standard Escort. And no, you can't bolt an Escort nose on a ZX2, the body shape is totally different.
The third time was the Charm. Slammed it into a pole sideways at highway speed. Being a good rally driver, it piledrove the phone pole on the passenger side.
I picture a guy in a garage somewhere with. Hundreds of cars on a wall, a blindfold and darts. And of course alcohol
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