I just bought a Crown Vic that I'm really happy with. It still needs a paint job, but even once painted, big black ford sedans aren't exactly rare. I want something that will tell people "hey, not only is the driver of this car not a police officer, he's amazingly cool." I already have the obligatory GRM sticker as well as a Hong Norr racing sticker but I am unsatisfied as yet. Few know GRM and even fewer know Hong Norr. I don't want to scare my parents or offend other motorists. I'm thinking about an "I am the stig" sticker but I think this is the kind of conundrum the GRM forum was made for.
You DON'T want to offend other motorists? Why do you have a bumper sticker then?
Salanis
SuperDork
12/15/08 7:25 p.m.
I won't post an image, but:
"My Killer Robot Skull-berkeleyed Your Honor Student"
Or, if you're so politically minded:
P71
HalfDork
12/15/08 7:27 p.m.
Paint the thing flat-black with a white skull-and-crossbones on the door! I've always wanted to do that to mine...
Also a really load exhaust with big shiny tips gives away the rear end of mine.
hmm, i have yet to sticker my R/T, but my last neon had several. i will let the factory "Skunk" stripes do the talking
I presume that you have a former Cop Car so I ecommend the following (or similar)
I brake for strippers!! That should be a hit with=the wife,inlaws,school oficals or just about enyone.
some good ones here
http://www.instantattitudes.com/lists.html
Another good one would be: "Shouldn't you be looking at the road?
Tom Heath
Production Editor
12/15/08 9:04 p.m.
Everybody needs Mister Sparkle.
There's your answer, fishbulb.
Well, the plates on my 9C1 are "NO FUZZ 2."
"NO FY V0" would also apply.
Or "I'm not a cop, but I play one on TV" was my standard reply to the kiddies when I used to go to house parties.
byron12
New Reader
12/16/08 2:47 a.m.
My jack russel is smarter than your honor student is one of my favorites
I'd say a tastful set of Ferrari front-fender decals would work well. Either the NART style or classic Prancing Horse-SJ style. (see below)
Or both.
Optional: A rear bumper that says "Race Car Toe Vehicle"
+1 on the PETA sticker...but I think I can improve it for more vegan-pissoff power
Okay this one's a bit un-American but it makes me LMAO:
A good non-offensive way to let people know you're a Christian (if applicable)
I think I'm going to get one of these:
This one gets laughs all over the political spectrum:
Grassrootstastic:
And a crapload of goodies!
http://fractalenlightenment.blogspot.com/2008/03/funniest-bumper-stickers.html
jrw1621 wrote:
I presume that you have a former Cop Car so I ecommend the following (or similar)
I think we have a winner. Subtle, but hilarious...
SVreX
SuperDork
12/16/08 11:54 a.m.
I saw a Nixon/Agnew one on the rear of an early 90's Caprice recently.
Any other donut-themed stickers? I'm not going to doing anything political. Just not my thing.
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vanity plate or sticker UB6ILB9