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yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
8/21/13 3:47 p.m.

If I was on the bike with this degenerate floating around, I hate to admit I would probably be in Jail.

nocones
nocones SuperDork
8/21/13 3:49 p.m.

Ben Hur called. He wants his wheels back.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
8/21/13 3:54 p.m.

Those are for the Glory of Rome

S.P.Q.R. motherberkeleyer!

irish44j
irish44j UberDork
8/21/13 3:54 p.m.

Same concept as the truckers that have the 6" spikes as lugnut covers on the front wheels of their rigs. Nobody parks or drives too close ;)

Yavuz
Yavuz Reader
8/21/13 4:01 p.m.

They're called swangas, elbows, or 84s. That's pretty mild compared to some of the others out there

http://www.slabcustoms.net/catalog/slab_section_Elbows.htm

Duke
Duke PowerDork
8/21/13 4:07 p.m.

I am literally amazed that that car wasn't impounded by the first cop that saw it on the street.

yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
8/21/13 4:14 p.m.
Duke wrote: I am literally *amazed* that that car wasn't impounded by the first cop that saw it on the street.

Me too, I've already dented an idiots door for attempting to merge into me on the bike......I'd probably murder an SOB with these doing the same.

Tom_Spangler
Tom_Spangler Dork
8/21/13 4:16 p.m.

James Bond was rocking those 50 years ago:

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer UltimaDork
8/21/13 4:50 p.m.

Can I call them "The Stupids?"

yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
8/21/13 4:54 p.m.

In reply to DukeOfUndersteer: No need to be politically correct here.....

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
8/21/13 4:54 p.m.

I'd like to see pit stop speed competitions with them.

espz28
espz28 New Reader
8/21/13 5:32 p.m.

Isn't this the same response folks had when 19"/20"/21" wheels came out? These will be a factory option from some car manufacturer in a few years.

trucke
trucke Reader
8/21/13 5:34 p.m.

Those will work great going through an automatic car wash. Make sure to select tire clean.

z31maniac
z31maniac PowerDork
8/21/13 5:41 p.m.
espz28 wrote: Isn't this the same response folks had when 19"/20"/21" wheels came out? These will be a factory option from some car manufacturer in a few years.

Big wheels are a bit different than these giant, protruding wrecks of crap.

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
8/21/13 5:50 p.m.

200 year genetic experiment gone horribly wrong?

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH UltimaDork
8/21/13 6:02 p.m.
Duke wrote: I am literally *amazed* that that car wasn't impounded by the first cop that saw it on the street.

+1 I really hope these aren't street legal anywhere.

kazoospec
kazoospec HalfDork
8/21/13 6:02 p.m.

When these show up locally, my buddy who owns a snowplow service is going to have lots of fun.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
8/21/13 6:19 p.m.
kazoospec wrote: When these show up locally, my buddy who owns a snowplow service is going to have lots of fun.

me too

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Jerry
Jerry HalfDork
8/21/13 6:22 p.m.

With all the "tuner stance slammed"-tards I see at car shows I attend, this is a new one to me. Really hope it doesn't catch on here.

Jerry
Jerry HalfDork
8/21/13 6:24 p.m.
Yavuz wrote: They're called swangas, elbows, or 84s. That's pretty mild compared to some of the others out there http://www.slabcustoms.net/catalog/slab_section_Elbows.htm

At the bottom of your link I saw this "We have been getting calls and emails about black swangas, ..." I really had to read this twice.

irish44j
irish44j UberDork
8/21/13 6:36 p.m.
Yavuz wrote: They're called swangas, elbows, or 84s. That's pretty mild compared to some of the others out there http://www.slabcustoms.net/catalog/slab_section_Elbows.htm

apparently not noticed in this picture, due to swanga distraction: TV screens in the backs of the BACK seat headrests. So you can't pass this dude safely, but at least you can chill behind him and watch a movie. If you can see them past the spare swanga.

also not noticed: the top half of the steering wheel is absent.

NOHOME
NOHOME Dork
8/21/13 6:40 p.m.

Guess if your own "spike" is too short, you gotta do something to make up for it.

Note proud owner behind the top car. How do people with this low of an IQ swing enough employment income to buy these cars?

93gsxturbo
93gsxturbo Dork
8/21/13 6:43 p.m.

Also notice the limo tinted late model Nissan parked ahead of it. The choice of hood rats everywhere.

Words can not describe how happy I am to be moving out of the north side of Milwaukee in less than a month.

irish44j
irish44j UberDork
8/21/13 6:47 p.m.
93gsxturbo wrote: Also notice the limo tinted late model Nissan parked ahead of it. The choice of hood rats everywhere. Words can not describe how happy I am to be moving out of the north side of Milwaukee in less than a month.

Altima is the choice of suburban white people around here...YMMV.

You may be confusing it with the Maxima, which is pretty popular in the "urban" areas.

racerdave600
racerdave600 Dork
8/21/13 6:51 p.m.
NOHOME wrote: Note proud owner behind the top car. How do people with this low of an IQ swing enough employment income to buy these cars?

Our tax dollars at work...

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