79 Kilos of Weed Found at Justin Beaver's place!! Packed in Hockey bags!!!!
79 Kilos of Weed Found at Justin Beaver's place!! Packed in Hockey bags!!!!
Dirty Beaver.
Bubba will like that Beaver
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In other news police raid Justin BEIBER's place looking for evidence that he egged a neighbor's house, causing more than $20000 dollars in damage.
Seriously.....
http://www.latimes.com/local/la-me--justin-bieber-20140115,0,1012778.story
apparently one of his "associates" (read as "fall guy") was arrested for possession.
I was justin beaver. Well that's how we got my first child.
I'm i the only one seeing the Canadian stereotypes here? I mean, a guy named Beaver with pot stuffed into hockey bags?
Reminds me of the time I bought a crankshaft from a guy in Canada and he shipped it in a hockey skate box. I remarked about it to a Canadian friend, who wondered at my amusement and dead-panned; "Yeah, and he probably used the money you paid him to buy the skates."
How the hell do you cause 20k damage with some eggs?
It's called Malibu and his neighbors really don't like him.
We don't like him either.
Malibu can keep the self-absorbed little twat.
turboswede wrote: It's called Malibu and his neighbors really don't like him.
He actually lives in Calabasas, in the hills above the 101 freeway. Common "Richy" area. Also the town that has outlawed smoking in the entire town (not kidding).
Apparently his neighbor has some exotic hard wood or something he damaged.
I think he needs to move to Muff Ireland, I think he could be of some use there considering he is such a huge douche.
Behave Beaver or I'll cap yo ass.
fasted58 wrote: Behave Beaver or I'll cap yo ass.
Didn't realize June was such a bad ass.
Personal Use!!!!
mndsm wrote: How the hell do you cause 20k damage with some eggs?
Freeze them and shoot them at windows.
mndsm wrote: How the hell do you cause 20k damage with some eggs?
Fill them with explosives?
mndsm wrote: How the hell do you cause 20k damage with some eggs?
I was just thinking that the outside of the guy's house must be panelled with expensive paintings.
mndsm wrote: How the hell do you cause 20k damage with some eggs?
Stucco exterior + eggs stain finish + cleaning doesn't remove the stain = replace stucco/expensive repaint?
I say Miley and Bieber should get together... maybe their stupidity would cancel out... or their children would be dumbness-cubed...
fasted58 wrote: Behave Beaver or I'll cap yo ass.
“Ward, don’t you think you were a little hard on the Beiber last night”
Basil Exposition wrote: I'm i the only one seeing the Canadian stereotypes here? I mean, a guy named Beaver with pot stuffed into hockey bags? Reminds me of the time I bought a crankshaft from a guy in Canada and he shipped it in a hockey skate box. I remarked about it to a Canadian friend, who wondered at my amusement and dead-panned; "Yeah, and he probably used the money you paid him to buy the skates."
It also happened on Boxing Day, whatever the heck that is.
In reply to pinchvalve:
Sounds like some holiday for the UK/Commonwealth that we decided was retarded long ago. 
As I understand it, Boxing Day refers to servants “boxing” up and taking home leftovers from their aristocratic master’s Christmas dinner the night before.
Funny one with the Justin Beaver link. As for Bieber, I find it scary that somehow him throwing some eggs leads to a felony search warrant (OMG he has some eggs in his fridge - he must be guilty?) and it required a whole fleet of cop cars to show up.
The CSI folks must be dusting for egg whites or something.
79 kilos is like a week's worth, man.
T.J. wrote: As for Bieber, I find it scary that somehow him throwing some eggs leads to a felony search warrant (OMG he has some eggs in his fridge - he must be guilty?) and it required a whole fleet of cop cars to show up.
It's a felony because there was "damage in excess of $20,000".
On a related note:
I remember when I was about 11, my friend's house took a single egg to the roof on Halloween. It stained the asphalt single and you could see it for a couple of years. I'd imagine that replacing a roof in Calabasas is fairly pricey.
Try cleaning burnt or fried egg off of a pan. It practically requires sandpaper.
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